Thanks Steve, ...i'm all puckered up

yeah but still very tarty

I happen to be very partial to nice tart.

.....Pucker up, you know you want me

all men love the ruby lips ask my x

jam or syrup

Either I'm not too picky.

But I'd almost kill for a Chorley cake.

At your biblical age!!! you got to be thankful for any tart you can get







< i am so going to get crussified for saying that>

At my non functioning biblical age it wouldn't matter if I did happen to snag one.

Shortcrust pastry unsweetened,
1/2 cup currants,
Icing sugar,
milk,
Roll the pastry out 1/4" thick cut circles,
Place the currants in the centre of the circles and sprinkle with some icing sugar,
moisten the edges with milk and fold together,
Roll until currants start to show through,
brush with milk and bake for about 30mins in mod oven

Gremmies going to get it, Gremmies going to get it

You could do what some other older gents do,?? Buy viagra in liquid form,then rub it into the skul... coz the only sexual activity they have is in their heads






< I,m dead meat now>

Nitroglycerine and Viagra do not mix.

Likely result a dead me.

Hmmm...I just looked at the recipe for shortcrust pastry, have you seen how much fat is in there?

I think I'll have to forego the Chorley cakes.

Yes they do mix, in one final big Bang go for it Steve, go out in a blaze of glory Take the little blue pill and go of like a 4th of july rocket

It doesn't work that way.

The mix drops your blood pressure below a survivable level.