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jimf Dec 7th 2013 4:02 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 11023878)
Blow me down! Pardew gets the Manager of the Month for November (not surprisingly) but Tim Krul as Player of the Month was unexpected.

Very welcome though.

Apparently Pardew is the second longest serving PL manager.

DaveLovesDee Dec 7th 2013 5:54 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by jimf (Post 11025316)
Apparently Pardew is the second longest serving PL manager.

After Wenger?

Partially discharged Dec 7th 2013 6:40 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian (Post 11022350)
OK you heard it here and not a knee jerk reaction Man Utd will not win the EPL.
With essentially the same squad as they won it last year with one has to wonder WTF has gone wrong.
Looking over the 1st team squad as posted on manutd.com this is my opinion

KEEP ; De Gea, Rafael, Evra (one more season anyway), Jones, Evans, Rooney,
Smalling, Hernandez, Lindegaard, Vidic (same as Evra), Carrick, Nani, Van Persie,
Valencia, Kagawa, Buttner, Zaha, Fellaini and Januzaj

The rest sell, swap, barter or whatever to get them away from the club.
Id swap Ashley Young for a dozen Hollands assorted pies and steak puddings at the moment.

I would get rid of Nani, Buttner, Evra, Anderson, Ashley Young.

I would hope that the twitter account formerly known as Rio Ferdinand would do the decent thing and retire. Lindegaard, Buttner are two players that I don't think most people would notice if they left.

Leigton Baines would be a nice addition.

The key now is to secure at least 4th to ensure champions league for next year...otherwise, a exodus of players and $ will follow suit.

ultrarunner Dec 7th 2013 6:51 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 
Toon fans....bloody hell, 1972 is a long time innit? Oh well, better late than never


Manchester United slumped to their second home Premier League defeat in the space of four days as Yohan Cabaye's goal gave Newcastle a first league victory at Old Trafford since 1972.

The home side struggled to break down the Magpies, other than a flurry of chances at the start of the second half, with Patrice Evra heading against the post before the ball rebounded against Vurnon Anita's arm.

Newcastle struck on the break when Cabaye fired home Moussa Sissoko's cross.

Robin van Persie had a header disallowed as Manchester United tried to respond, but Newcastle held on for a famous victory which means home form that had been cause for concern for boss David Moyes is now turning into a crisis.

Man Utd 0 - 1 Newcastle FT
Crystal Palace 2 - 0 Cardiff FT
Liverpool 4 - 1 West Ham FT
Southampton 1 - 1 Man City FT
Stoke 3 - 2 Chelsea FT
West Brom 0 - 2 Norwich FT
Sunderland 1 - 2 Tottenham

Oink Dec 7th 2013 7:11 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 11025208)
Chant of the millennium at Old Tedium,


"Yeese'r gannin' doon with them Mackems"

We did our bit. Which was nice.

Novocastrian Dec 7th 2013 7:24 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Oink (Post 11025514)
We did our bit. Which was nice.

You did a bit too much for my liking. A draw would still have left the Mackems in deep doodoo, but would also have left us in 6th.

Still, well done I suppose.

Novocastrian Dec 7th 2013 7:32 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by jimf (Post 11025316)
Apparently Pardew is the second longest serving PL manager.

Technically, third longest after Wenger and The Chosen One (if you add up his two stints at Chel$hite).

Pardew was appointed (anointed?) on Dec 9th 2010 so today was more or less his 3rd Tooniversary.

Canny prezzie from the Lads (un bon cadeau des Garcons).

Tangram Dec 15th 2013 4:49 am

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Sweet.

Novocastrian Dec 15th 2013 5:17 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Tangram (Post 11037831)
Sweet.

I find myself feeling a bit sorry for AVB. Spurs and Toon have identical records at 8-3-5 after 16 matches, but Pardew is not in any danger (at least at the moment) while AVB is highly likely to be gone before the transfer window opens.

He's a victim of expectations.

Tangram Dec 15th 2013 5:24 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 11037873)
I find myself feeling a bit sorry for AVB. Spurs and Toon have identical records at 8-3-5 after 16 matches, but Pardew is not in any danger (at least at the moment) while AVB is highly likely to be gone before the transfer window opens.

He's a victim of expectations.

and maybe of money spent ?

ultrarunner Dec 15th 2013 5:24 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 
A London 1, 2....just the way it should be ;)

nglish Premier League Table Standings

Standings P W D L F A Pts
1 Arsenal 16 11 2 3 33 17 35
2 Chelsea 16 10 3 3 32 18 33
3 Manchester City 16 10 2 4 47 18 32
4 Everton 16 8 7 1 27 15 31
5 Liverpool 15 9 3 3 34 18 30
6 Newcastle United 16 8 3 5 21 22 27
7 Tottenham Hotspur 15 8 3 4 15 16 27
8 Southampton 16 6 6 4 20 15 24
9 Manchester United 15 6 4 5 22 19 22
10 Swansea City 15 5 4 6 21 20 19
11 Aston Villa 15 5 4 6 16 18 19
12 Hull City 15 5 3 7 13 19 18
13 Stoke City 15 4 5 6 15 20 17
14 Cardiff City 16 4 5 7 12 22 17
15 Norwich City 15 5 2 8 14 28 17
16 West Bromwich Albion 16 3 6 7 17 22 15
17 West Ham United 16 3 5 8 13 19 14
18 Crystal Palace 16 4 1 11 11 24 13
19 Fulham 16 4 1 11 15 30 13
20 Sunderland 16 2 3 11 12 30 9

DaveLovesDee Dec 15th 2013 7:09 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 11037873)
I find myself feeling a bit sorry for AVB. Spurs and Toon have identical records at 8-3-5 after 16 matches, but Pardew is not in any danger (at least at the moment) while AVB is highly likely to be gone before the transfer window opens.

He's a victim of expectations.

Your goal difference is also much better than theirs!! :p Not surprising since one of their best scorers last season wasn't even a striker, and is now doing about as well as Spurs are at his new club.


Originally Posted by ultrarunner (Post 11037893)
<snip>

Three North-West clubs in the top 7 places, yet it still takes some getting used to that none of them are Man Utd. :blink:


BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE 2013/14
POS TEAM PLD W D L F A GD PTS LAST 6
1 Arsenal 16 11 2 3 33 17 16 35
2 Liverpool 16 10 3 3 39 18 21 33
3 Chelsea 16 10 3 3 32 18 14 33
4 Manchester City 16 10 2 4 47 18 29 32
5 Everton 16 8 7 1 27 15 12 31
6 Newcastle United 16 8 3 5 21 22 -1 27
7 Tottenham Hotspur 16 8 3 5 15 21 -6 27
8 Manchester United 16 7 4 5 25 19 6 25
9 Southampton 16 6 6 4 20 15 5 24
10 Swansea City 16 5 5 6 22 21 1 20
11 Aston Villa 16 5 4 7 16 21 -5 19
12 Hull City 16 5 4 7 13 19 -6 19
13 Stoke City 16 4 6 6 15 20 -5 18
14 Norwich City 16 5 3 8 15 29 -14 18
15 Cardiff City 16 4 5 7 12 22 -10 17
16 West Bromwich Albion 16 3 6 7 17 22 -5 15
17 West Ham United 16 3 5 8 13 19 -6 14
18 Crystal Palace 16 4 1 11 11 24 -13 13
19 Fulham 16 4 1 11 15 30 -15 13
20 Sunderland 16 2 3 11 12 30 -18 9

Novocastrian Dec 15th 2013 7:40 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by DaveLovesDee (Post 11038072)
Your goal difference is also much better than theirs!! :p Not surprising since one of their best scorers last season wasn't even a striker, and is now doing about as well as Spurs are at his new club.

Three North-West clubs in the top 7 places, yet it still takes some getting used to that none of them are Man Utd. :blink:

Top 5 shirley? And 4 northern teams in the top 6 (I'll suspend my usual opinion that Manchester is really in the midlands).

DaveLovesDee Dec 15th 2013 8:22 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 11038106)
Top 5 shirley? And 4 northern teams in the top 6 (I'll suspend my usual opinion that Manchester is really in the midlands).

Cheshire is considered North-West, and please don't call me Shirley! :p

Tangram Dec 16th 2013 12:02 am

Re: The Toon Army / EPL thread
 
and AVB is gone. Bit harsh considering his win rate is the best since 1899 or something.


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