Never go there. It is zombie death.

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The bright 8 yr old next door asking me if I remembered steam trains from a very very long time ago.
I do.

I grew up in a small town railway station and this was our local train; engine, tender, baggage and mail car, freight car, passenger car, and caboose, not unlike the Hooterville Cannonball. Near the time of the photo (last run) I drove this train from our station to either the elevator or the section house, can't remember which, perched on the engineer's lap.

Throttle in hand.. only way for a little kid to see out the window of that thing. When the same train crew came back the next day in a diesel-electric locomotive they asked me if I'd like to drive that one as well. I climbed up the ladder and looked into the cab and saw the strange new controls and chickened out. I'd ridden in the cab of the steamer enough times I wasn't afraid of it, but the diesel was too new to me.

My wife is making me feel old. She will be 60 next month...who would have thought a chap like me could be sleeping with a 60 year old!

My children frequently ask me whether such-and-such was different "back when the world was all in black and white." Swines, the lot of them

Even in the 80's when I cranked up the gramophone to play jazz records in the club some people would spend a lot of time looking for wires and volume controls, amazed that it made music through arm-strong power.

When every other sentence at a ‘meet and greet’ With a new GP is prefaced with the words ‘at your age..’
Oh and becoming a great-aunt for the 3rd time will do it to you.

I'm a great aunt to 21 and great, great aunt 5 times over. How bad is that! Though in mitigation, for the 'great-great' bit, each generation did start producing sprogs at a rather young age, lol

The registration process at a clinic in the hospital...
Family doctor, who to contact, any allergies...any falls?....

yeah my little sister did start very young. Now I sit and think about it she had a 20year head-start on me

I was born an aunt. So I became a great aunt at age 30. I feel old 😬

When some star from your youth sits next to you in economy in a plane and is totally ignored, even tou dont recognise him till you conversate and discover. He and his small group were working on a cruise ship doing frank sinatra / brat gang impersonations plus of course his one big hit. Yes i was rickrolled, richard [rick] astley is now a frank...

Also, you walk into uk a&e after a skiing fall abroad, and are referred to a care of the elderly clinic and are recorded as an elderly fall incident, and when you complete the tick boxes nobody asks if you had a helmet or were in a too difficult run, but were your shoes grippy enough and do you need more handrails in the bath [im not even 60 yet?]

Oh the hilarity of doctors, no matter what ailment you present them with it is always prefaced with 'at your age' How many years training for that diagnosis??

My knee is sore, "ah Mr Saunders, may I call you Derek,............at your age"

I've not moved form the chair, no examination, just AYA!!