The joke thread
Apr 20th 2009 | 4:43 am
#199
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Re: The joke thread
Some years ago, Stan married an attractive woman, Aggie, half his age, in a small coastal Newfoundland community.
After several months, Aggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother all Newfoundland women are entitled to a climax once in a while.
To resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Burin. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding, with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax. He told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.
The couple hired a strong young man from St. Lawrence to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.
After many efforts, Aggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for Aggie to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Stan waved the big towel.
They tried it that night and Aggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.
When it was over, Stan looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said: 'And that, me son, is how ya waves a fockin' towel!'
After several months, Aggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother all Newfoundland women are entitled to a climax once in a while.
To resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Burin. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding, with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax. He told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.
The couple hired a strong young man from St. Lawrence to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.
After many efforts, Aggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for Aggie to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Stan waved the big towel.
They tried it that night and Aggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.
When it was over, Stan looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said: 'And that, me son, is how ya waves a fockin' towel!'
Apr 20th 2009 | 5:10 am
#200
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From: 9 years in the canadian trucking industry... Niverville MB
Re: The joke thread
You are pretty brave calling me an idiot in the saftey of your own four walls eh, and you have never told an irish joke,,, so just SIDA:curse:
Apr 20th 2009 | 7:55 am
#206
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Apr 20th 2009 | 7:59 am
#207
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Re: The joke thread
This thread is supposed to make me laugh...
Lets get on with the jokes!!!
Lets get on with the jokes!!!
Apr 20th 2009 | 8:03 am
#208
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Apr 20th 2009 | 8:04 am
#209
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Re: The joke thread
Winston are pulling out of the Nascar sponsourship deal, and are being replaced by Tampex,,Oficials say this should have no bearing on the quality of racing,but you may have to pull a few strings to get tickets
Apr 20th 2009 | 8:05 am
#210
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Re: The joke thread
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