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THE FUTURE OF SCOTLAND
If Scotland gains its independence after the forthcoming referendum, the remainder of the United Kingdom will be known as the Former United Kingdom (F.U.K.).
In a bid to discourage the Scots from voting 'Yes' in the referendum, Unionists have now begun a campaign with the slogan: Please Vote No For ***'s Sake! About which they feel the Scottish people can relate. Particularly those of Glaswegian genus !!
If Scotland gains its independence after the forthcoming referendum, the remainder of the United Kingdom will be known as the Former United Kingdom (F.U.K.).
In a bid to discourage the Scots from voting 'Yes' in the referendum, Unionists have now begun a campaign with the slogan: Please Vote No For ***'s Sake! About which they feel the Scottish people can relate. Particularly those of Glaswegian genus !!
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Bad news: I saw the doctor today and he told me I have xenophobia.
I must have caught it from one of those bloody foreigners.
I must have caught it from one of those bloody foreigners.
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A new club opened around here last week, with flyer advertising pole dancers!
So in I goes, and I spend about half an hour in there before the manager comes up to me and asks if everything's all right.
"I don't see a pole, I thought you were having pole dancers!"
"We do,"the manager replies as he points to two men dancing. "But don't ask me to pronounce their last names!"
So in I goes, and I spend about half an hour in there before the manager comes up to me and asks if everything's all right.
"I don't see a pole, I thought you were having pole dancers!"
"We do,"the manager replies as he points to two men dancing. "But don't ask me to pronounce their last names!"
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I was walking through the cemetery earlier today and saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone.
I said, "Morning..".
He said, "No...Taking a shit."
I said, "Morning..".
He said, "No...Taking a shit."
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Monica Lewinsky was dropping off a skirt at the dry cleaner. As she was leaving the clerk said, "come again."
She said, "no, just ice cream."
She said, "no, just ice cream."
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Wouldn't it be brilliant if that nurse who topped herself suddenly turned up alive and well on Australian TV, saying, "Now THAT'S how to do a wind-up!"
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Dear Santa, Please send me a baby brother.
Dear Billy, Send me your mother
Dear Billy, Send me your mother
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