a joke
Dec 20th 2012, 3:22 am
#151
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Re: a joke
FFS, I clicked on it AGAIN. What a mug
Dec 20th 2012, 3:25 am
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Dec 20th 2012, 3:26 am
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Now my keyboard isnt even working right....
Dec 20th 2012, 4:03 am
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Re: a joke
It started back here: http://britishexpats.com/forum/showp...postcount=1825
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showp...postcount=1836
And may it long continue
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showp...postcount=1836
And may it long continue
Dec 20th 2012, 8:38 am
#157
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Re: a joke
A Classic
A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn'
The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.
The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'
A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn'
Spoiler:
The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.
The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'
Dec 21st 2012, 7:12 pm
#158
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Re: a joke
My kids keep on taking the p*ss out of my Alzheimer's. Wait till the cheeky little buggers wake up on Christmas morning and find no eggs under the bonfire !!
Dec 24th 2012, 8:19 am
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Re: a joke
Why doesn't Santa have any kids?
He only comes once a year and that's down a chimney.
He only comes once a year and that's down a chimney.
Dec 25th 2012, 7:44 am
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Re: a joke
What qualifications did it take to be Father Christmas before 1988?
Three ho ho ho levels.
Three ho ho ho levels.
Dec 25th 2012, 7:46 am
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Dec 25th 2012, 9:02 am
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Dec 29th 2012, 10:10 am
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Re: a joke
Three women - one single, one a mistress, and one married all decide to spice up their sex lives. They wear corsets, black stockings and garters and thigh-high leather boots and wicked leather masks. The single girl reports, "My boyfriend went mad, made passionate love to me right away!" The mistress adds, "Mine too! He couldn't get enough!" The married woman says, "My husband came home, slapped me on the arse and said 'What's for dinner, Batman?"
Jan 2nd 2013, 8:04 am
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Re: a joke
He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again....back and forth....back and forth....in and out....in and out.
Her heart was pounding....her face was flushed....then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted,
"OK, OK! I CAN'T park the f***king car!.... you do it, you SMUG bastard!"
Her heart was pounding....her face was flushed....then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted,
"OK, OK! I CAN'T park the f***king car!.... you do it, you SMUG bastard!"
