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I went to my doctor and told him I have broken my arm in two places.
He said don't go back to them two places.
Bum tish
He said don't go back to them two places.
Bum tish
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Accross the Severn Bridge.
Accross the Severn Bridge.
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Two nuns in a bath.
One says "Where's the soap?"
The other replies "Yes, it does, doesn't it."
One says "Where's the soap?"
The other replies "Yes, it does, doesn't it."
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Two time travellers walk into a bar.
Two time travellers walk into a bar.
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What's the differenece between toast and Italians?
You can make soldiers out of toast
What's a Hindu?
Lays eggs
What do you give a man who has everything?
Antibiotics.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Wall-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half off.
You can make soldiers out of toast
What's a Hindu?
Lays eggs
What do you give a man who has everything?
Antibiotics.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Wall-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half off.
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Why did the pervert cross the road?
He was stuck in the chicken.
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