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A woman goes into a bar.
Barman says "Why the long face?"
...an hour later he wished he hadn't asked.
A woman goes into a bar.
Barman says "Why the long face?"
Barman says "Why the long face?"
...an hour later he wished he hadn't asked.
A woman goes into a bar.
Barman says "Why the long face?"
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A lesbian walks into a Muslim barber shop and ask for a hair cut.
The Muslim barber says I can't do that ma'am I cannot touch strange women's hair.
Lesbian sues barber for sex discrimination.
(True) Love to be a fly on the wall in that court. :@)
The Muslim barber says I can't do that ma'am I cannot touch strange women's hair.
Lesbian sues barber for sex discrimination.
(True) Love to be a fly on the wall in that court. :@)
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Lost qui?
Yes.
Qui est la?
Lost.
Lost qui?
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What`s sticky and brown ?
A sticky stick.
What`s the difference between a buffalo and a bison ?
You can`t wash your hands in a buffalo.
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What`s sticky and brown ?
A sticky stick.
What`s the difference between a buffalo and a bison ?
You can`t wash your hands in a buffalo.
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Who are the most decent people in a hospital?
The ultrasound people
What’s short, green and goes camping?
A boy sprout
What do you do if a bird craps on your car?
Don’t take her out again
How do you make a dog drink?
Put it in a blender.
The ultrasound people
What’s short, green and goes camping?
A boy sprout
What do you do if a bird craps on your car?
Don’t take her out again
How do you make a dog drink?
Put it in a blender.
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Anyone here the joke about the woman with oak breast implants?
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