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Shard May 17th 2018 6:33 pm

Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
 

Originally Posted by Cheltonian (Post 12501417)
So maybe Major Hewitt (retired) should walk her down the aisle.

Is he invited to the wedding?

dave_j May 17th 2018 6:57 pm

Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
 
Now I'm an old fashioned sort of bloke.
These two, this couple, do you think they've been indulging in a little hanky panky before the nuptuals?
Do you think that Mrs Windsor has looked the other way or do you think that our hero drugged the corgies and slipped quietly into wecoming Meghan's bed?
It's not been in the news. Nobody's mentioned it and even Wikileaks has been silent.
But... I hear you say. He can't have put it about. She must have kept her legs crossed. After all, he's a royal and they don't do that sort of thing.
NO. It simply can't have happened. The royal John Thomas will have been fiercely whipped into submission and it's clear that any sign that he might be rising to the occasion would have been subject to the royal stare of disapproval and would have shrivelled instantly.
Mrs Windsor will no doubt breathe a huge sigh of relief that she'll no longer have to pay the SAS to keep guard on Meghan's door high in the East Tower and can unlock the oubliette that Harry uses as his bedsit.
But.. the doubt remains. Love finds a way. So did they or didn't they?

spouse of scouse May 17th 2018 7:55 pm

Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
 

Originally Posted by dave_j (Post 12501483)
Now I'm an old fashioned sort of bloke.
These two, this couple, do you think they've been indulging in a little hanky panky before the nuptuals?
Do you think that Mrs Windsor has looked the other way or do you think that our hero drugged the corgies and slipped quietly into wecoming Meghan's bed?
It's not been in the news. Nobody's mentioned it and even Wikileaks has been silent.
But... I hear you say. He can't have put it about. She must have kept her legs crossed. After all, he's a royal and they don't do that sort of thing.
NO. It simply can't have happened. The royal John Thomas will have been fiercely whipped into submission and it's clear that any sign that he might be rising to the occasion would have been subject to the royal stare of disapproval and would have shrivelled instantly.
Mrs Windsor will no doubt breathe a huge sigh of relief that she'll no longer have to pay the SAS to keep guard on Meghan's door high in the East Tower and can unlock the oubliette that Harry uses as his bedsit.
But.. the doubt remains. Love finds a way. So did they or didn't they?

Why would anyone even think about it, let alone care?

mikelincs May 17th 2018 9:08 pm

Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
 

Originally Posted by spouse of scouse (Post 12501495)
Why would anyone even think about it, let alone care?

I agree, but they have been living together in Kensington Palace, so I suppose that it's possible. :sneaky:

scrubbedexpat142 May 17th 2018 9:18 pm

Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
 

Originally Posted by spouse of scouse (Post 12501344)
Only pheasants appear at royal weddings Scot, not us peasants

:getcoat:

As the 2640 peasants invited into the Castle grounds are getting, wait for it...a sausage roll & a cup of tea I am damn glad I wasn't invited - as refusal often offends!

spouse of scouse May 17th 2018 9:24 pm

Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
 

Originally Posted by Expatrick (Post 12501528)
As the 2640 peasants invited into the Castle grounds are getting, wait for it...a sausage roll & a cup of tea I am damn glad I wasn't invited - as refusal often offends!

Are they pheasant sausage rolls?

scrubbedexpat142 May 17th 2018 9:37 pm

Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
 

Originally Posted by spouse of scouse (Post 12501530)
Are they pheasant sausage rolls?

Are you kidding? 90 % breadcrumb stuffed sausage rolls, fit for peasants, don't want any grousing!

spouse of scouse May 17th 2018 9:43 pm

Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
 

Originally Posted by Expatrick (Post 12501534)
Are you kidding? 90 % breadcrumb stuffed sausage rolls, fit for peasants, don't want any grousing!

Shame, but I didn't really think that pheasant would fly.

scrubbedexpat142 May 17th 2018 9:47 pm

Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
 
And to ensure an authentic British flavour to the event -


.

Train chaos could hit FA Cup final and royal wedding parties

Network Rail cancelled engineering works planned on lines serving Wembley Stadium, but not in time for the railways to staff them....people travelling around London for the FA Cup final and royal wedding celebrations may find their journeys scuppered by multiple rail closures.
Courtesy of Sky News.

scrubbedexpat142 May 17th 2018 9:48 pm

Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
 

Originally Posted by spouse of scouse (Post 12501538)
Shame, but I didn't really think that pheasant would fly.

Probably Quail at the prospect!

spouse of scouse May 17th 2018 9:49 pm

Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
 

Originally Posted by Expatrick (Post 12501545)
Probably Quail at the prospect!

:rofl:

mikelincs May 17th 2018 10:01 pm

Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
 
So, Charles will walk her down the aisle.

BristolUK May 17th 2018 11:13 pm

Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
 

Originally Posted by Expatrick (Post 12501542)
And to ensure an authentic British flavour to the event - "Train chaos could hit wedding and cup final"

That's just reminded me. The World Cup is less than a month away and we've not yet had the usual "strike threat" to TV coverage nonsense in the media. :lol:

dbd33 May 18th 2018 4:43 am

Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
 
Wonderful piece here:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...we-entertained


"In Windsor, many were treating Royal Wedding Eve like it was an early flight from Stansted..."

BEVS May 18th 2018 11:12 am

Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
 

Originally Posted by mikelincs (Post 12501555)
So, Charles will walk her down the aisle.

Yes. I just read that this morning. He is probably the best fit for this as her Mum has had no time really to prepare.

So I assume that her Mum will escort her from wherever and then hand her daughter over to the new family at the church door.

In a way , that is quite nice & Mum gets to relax a little bit to enjoy her daughter's wedding.


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