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Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
Originally Posted by Cheltonian
(Post 12501417)
So maybe Major Hewitt (retired) should walk her down the aisle.
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Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
Now I'm an old fashioned sort of bloke.
These two, this couple, do you think they've been indulging in a little hanky panky before the nuptuals? Do you think that Mrs Windsor has looked the other way or do you think that our hero drugged the corgies and slipped quietly into wecoming Meghan's bed? It's not been in the news. Nobody's mentioned it and even Wikileaks has been silent. But... I hear you say. He can't have put it about. She must have kept her legs crossed. After all, he's a royal and they don't do that sort of thing. NO. It simply can't have happened. The royal John Thomas will have been fiercely whipped into submission and it's clear that any sign that he might be rising to the occasion would have been subject to the royal stare of disapproval and would have shrivelled instantly. Mrs Windsor will no doubt breathe a huge sigh of relief that she'll no longer have to pay the SAS to keep guard on Meghan's door high in the East Tower and can unlock the oubliette that Harry uses as his bedsit. But.. the doubt remains. Love finds a way. So did they or didn't they? |
Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
Originally Posted by dave_j
(Post 12501483)
Now I'm an old fashioned sort of bloke.
These two, this couple, do you think they've been indulging in a little hanky panky before the nuptuals? Do you think that Mrs Windsor has looked the other way or do you think that our hero drugged the corgies and slipped quietly into wecoming Meghan's bed? It's not been in the news. Nobody's mentioned it and even Wikileaks has been silent. But... I hear you say. He can't have put it about. She must have kept her legs crossed. After all, he's a royal and they don't do that sort of thing. NO. It simply can't have happened. The royal John Thomas will have been fiercely whipped into submission and it's clear that any sign that he might be rising to the occasion would have been subject to the royal stare of disapproval and would have shrivelled instantly. Mrs Windsor will no doubt breathe a huge sigh of relief that she'll no longer have to pay the SAS to keep guard on Meghan's door high in the East Tower and can unlock the oubliette that Harry uses as his bedsit. But.. the doubt remains. Love finds a way. So did they or didn't they? |
Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
Originally Posted by spouse of scouse
(Post 12501495)
Why would anyone even think about it, let alone care?
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Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
Originally Posted by spouse of scouse
(Post 12501344)
Only pheasants appear at royal weddings Scot, not us peasants
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Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
Originally Posted by Expatrick
(Post 12501528)
As the 2640 peasants invited into the Castle grounds are getting, wait for it...a sausage roll & a cup of tea I am damn glad I wasn't invited - as refusal often offends!
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Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
Originally Posted by spouse of scouse
(Post 12501530)
Are they pheasant sausage rolls?
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Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
Originally Posted by Expatrick
(Post 12501534)
Are you kidding? 90 % breadcrumb stuffed sausage rolls, fit for peasants, don't want any grousing!
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Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
And to ensure an authentic British flavour to the event -
. Train chaos could hit FA Cup final and royal wedding partiesNetwork Rail cancelled engineering works planned on lines serving Wembley Stadium, but not in time for the railways to staff them....people travelling around London for the FA Cup final and royal wedding celebrations may find their journeys scuppered by multiple rail closures. |
Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
Originally Posted by spouse of scouse
(Post 12501538)
Shame, but I didn't really think that pheasant would fly.
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Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
Originally Posted by Expatrick
(Post 12501545)
Probably Quail at the prospect!
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Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
So, Charles will walk her down the aisle.
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Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
Originally Posted by Expatrick
(Post 12501542)
And to ensure an authentic British flavour to the event - "Train chaos could hit wedding and cup final"
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Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
Wonderful piece here:
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...we-entertained "In Windsor, many were treating Royal Wedding Eve like it was an early flight from Stansted..." |
Re: Go for it Harry marry Meghan.
Originally Posted by mikelincs
(Post 12501555)
So, Charles will walk her down the aisle.
So I assume that her Mum will escort her from wherever and then hand her daughter over to the new family at the church door. In a way , that is quite nice & Mum gets to relax a little bit to enjoy her daughter's wedding. |
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