Spicy pork tenderloin, refried beans, red onion, bell peppers, tomatilla salsa, cheese..aaaaahhhh.

Oh yeah

Ole! I had one for breakfast and made another for lunch but ate it too so no lunch for me today.

Cereal was my staple breakfast, but now I've been eating oatmeal instead since it keeps me fuller longer and is cheaper and goes further.

I don't add milk or sugar since I am trying to reduce sugar intake by a large amount.

That looks a bit like a pooh I had that made my doctor a bit concerned.

You're supposed to chew each mouthful 10 times, oh wait, all you're alllowed is smoothies made from the grass clippings stuck under the mower; no chewing necessary!

So just water? As in porridge?

If you have a fussy eater, then I suggest Eggo, "thick and fluffy" waffles. Plus, a milky hot chocolate made with the steam attachment on your expresso maker. And also you can get yourself a couple of nice large Bailey's under the guise of it being, grown-up hot chocolate. Makes two hours walking around a naffing aquarium somewhat tolerable.

Oh lordy I haven't been there since '83; they'd just built the Amazon rainforest thing and a guide stood on the little bridge so no toddlers would fall into the piranha infested river below. She said "This is our new petting pool."

It was tragic being there with so many fish and no rod.

Eggs, bacon, sausages and ham that I won at last night's Legion's meat raffle. I also won three games of shuffle board and then heckled a fat Irish lad who was rubbish at snooker. All in all, a top evening.

Crab cakes and hot cross buns don't mix.

You should have had them with a nice softly poached egg...the crab cake...not the hot cross buns!

I blame Will and Kate, these sympathetic pregnancies always make me ravenous.

That's ravenous!

Porridge with maple syrup.