Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7394901)

Well said, it's not their weight thats an issue. It's their lack of morals, as you so rightly pointed out....:thumbup:

Originally Posted by act1980 (Post 7395142)

Hmmm you've changed your lips!! I liked the green sparkly ones:thumbsup::rofl:

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7395149)

Alas, St Patrick's Day is at an end:(....and anyway, Steve thought they looked mouldy:rofl:

Originally Posted by act1980 (Post 7395142)

Hmmm you've changed your lips!! I liked the green sparkly ones:thumbsup::rofl:

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7395149)

Alas, St Patrick's Day is at an end:(....and anyway, Steve thought they looked mouldy:rofl:

Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 7395157)

Did I say you looked like a million dollars, all green and...:p:ohmy::rofl::rofl:

I apologise. :o

Originally Posted by iaink (Post 7395152)

St Paddys was yesterday, only the hangover remains....

Originally Posted by Brownstar (Post 7395137)

You can't beat a nice plump breast

Originally Posted by wbexpat (Post 7395011)

oh all right then.


<premeditated troll>
These people are the backbone of modern Britain. What right do you have to tell people how to live their lives. These fine people, whose boots you are not worthy to kiss, are one of only a few gifted people whose metabolisms are so efficient that they can be sated by only one bucket of chips and a gallon of lager.
Indeed, in the event of a disaster when the likes of you Southerners are dying off because of some coming Ciabatta and Beaujolais Nouveau famine these fine citizens and those like them will the only ones most likely to survive, repopulating the earth with offspring posessing of strong, massive bodies, vaguely alarming faces, predilections for petty crime and vast flat screen TVs.
So rejoice, Britain! For it is surely a mark of how far we have come that we as a civilized society can tolerate, nay NURTURE these fine citizens and everything they believe in. In Tibet for example, the Buddhist monks are supported by the charity of others because their society understands that their spiritual contribution far outweighs any petty materialist claim. Likewise we must see the big picture here. These people and the thousands like them are in many ways Britain's buddhist monks. Except they eat and shag a bit more.
</premeditated troll>

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7395149)

Alas, St Patrick's Day is at an end:(....and anyway, Steve thought they looked mouldy:rofl:

Originally Posted by iaink (Post 7395152)

St Paddys was yesterday, only the hangover remains....

Originally Posted by act1980 (Post 7395356)

Nooooooooooo they were pretty! How about some more sparklys, maybe purple or orange??:rofl::rofl:

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7395364)

I have others....i'll bring them out when the time is right:p

Originally Posted by act1980 (Post 7395368)

Easter is coming up and mothers day...... that would be a good time:rofl::rofl::p

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7395401)

Your kidding!

My lovely OH thought it was Mothers Day last Sunday, i got flowers, chocolates and cards from the kids.....his face was a picture when i told him, it was next Sunday!:p