Originally Posted by scottishcelts

Mmmm, now I'm wondering - where did you spring from my little tender flower?

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus

They are trying to challenge my title as the "Poster with the longest userID"

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus

They are trying to challenge my title as the "Poster with the longest userID"

Originally Posted by Circumbilivagination

I did a google search. It was the longest word I could find that would fit!

You win though.

Originally Posted by scottishcelts

Yours is certainly an interesting user ID!

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus

Had this ID for years.. used it long before BE

Originally Posted by scottishcelts

So you really are a smelly piece of shit then?

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus

I don't know what you mean !!

I am the creature from Uranus... surely this means I'm from another world. There isn't another meaning to my ID that I've been missing for years... is there?

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus

I don't know what you mean !!

I am the creature from Uranus... surely this means I'm from another world. There isn't another meaning to my ID that I've been missing for years... is there?

Originally Posted by scottishcelts

Erm, no, no way sugar

Originally Posted by Circumbilivagination

Pretty clear to me, you are a creature and you come from Uranus.

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus

Thanks Vag. I can call you Vag can't I?

Originally Posted by Circumbilivagination

I would prefer it if you called me Circum.

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus

Sir Cum it is then.

Originally Posted by cresta57

Time to go to work Ladies & Gents I'll get my coat

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

I think yer lodger used it as bog roll

Originally Posted by scottishcelts

A plane was shot down over Iraq and Saddam Hussain captured a Scotsman,an Englishman and an Australian. Saddam says "I'm not as cruel as George Bush says I am You will be given 50 lashes each but you can have whatever you want on your back"
The Australian goes first and asks for the finest Kangaroo hide there is to cover his back. This is granted and he receives the kangaroo hide before he receives 50 lashes. His back is all torn and bleeding but he survives.
The Englishman says "I will take it as it comes I will have nothing on my back and will be proud to bear the scars" he shouts defiantly"Stiff upper lip you know eh what" His wish is granted and he receives his 50 lashes, his back torn and bleeding, his ribs fractured and protruding, a terrible mess to behold.
"Now Jock It's your turn you have the same choice as the other two what would you like on your back" says Saddam.
Jock replies quickly and without hesitation "I'll have the Englishman"

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus

Surely that should be the Englishman would have the Scotsman on his back as we have been carrying you lot for decades.

Originally Posted by scottishcelts

No.