Poor Alfresco is running out of harmless lies.

Beaverstate would never tell a lie

bakedbean confuses Beaverstate with a qualified purveyor of truthiness

Beaverstate has such an innocent look on his face.

bakedbean always falls for the drunks

Beaverstate always falls when he is drunk.

SoCalDon is never drunk.

bakedbean is never sober

SoCalDon has a still in the garage and makes the world's most powerful gin from kitchen scraps.

yet it's still not strong enough for the well known piss artist manekeniko who could drink a gallon of the gin and hardly get tipsy.

SoCalDon keeps a flock of chickens for fresh eggs and occasionally the rotisserie. The chickens have full access to his home and often watch telly at night with SoCalDon.

Manekeniko just cannot quite reach her left ear to scratch it. She's been trying for years and now the arm is stuck like that.

Bakedbean seems to have had a baby. It's very hairy.

BakedBean's baby has a strong resemblance to SoCalDon. Luckily, Mr. BakedBean hasn't noticed.

If Manekeniko had any babies, they would all have red ears and only three legs.