Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Mar 15th 2015, 12:33 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Alfresco

SoCalDon makes rum and brandy ice-cream cones and gives them to tantrum kids in supermarkets.

Alfresco has tantrums if he doesn't get his rum and brandy daily.

Mar 15th 2015, 11:20 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Alfresco has tantrums if he doesn't get his rum and brandy daily.

bakedbean is a well known dipsomaniac who would kill for a rum and brandy.

Mar 16th 2015, 7:58 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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bakedbean is a well known dipsomaniac who would kill for a rum and brandy.

SoCalDon eats dictionaries in his spare time.

Mar 16th 2015, 12:49 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SoCalDon eats dictionaries in his spare time.

BakedBean has been teaching her talking parrot XXX-rated phrases.

Mar 16th 2015, 2:12 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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BakedBean has been teaching her talking parrot XXX-rated phrases.

Manekeniko so wishes that she didn't have red ears.

Mar 17th 2015, 8:13 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Manekeniko so wishes that she didn't have red ears.

bakedbean is turning yellow from eating too many bananas every day

Mar 17th 2015, 8:40 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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bakedbean is turning yellow from eating too many bananas every day

old.sparkles is covered in stripes but she cannot fathom why.

Mar 17th 2015, 10:49 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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old.sparkles is covered in stripes but she cannot fathom why.

bakedbean lives in a small tin hut with 300 others.

Mar 17th 2015, 12:27 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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bakedbean lives in a small tin hut with 300 others.

SoCalDon teaches a course in sword swallowing at the local community college.

Mar 17th 2015, 1:33 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SoCalDon teaches a course in sword swallowing at the local community college.

Manekeniko grows lemon trees and has some unique golden coloured lemons which she sells all round the country. And she wears one around her neck.

Mar 18th 2015, 11:08 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Manekeniko grows lemon trees and has some unique golden coloured lemons which she sells all round the country. And she wears one around her neck.

Bakedbean was the lucky bean that Jack's father threw onto the ground and grew into the lofty beanstalk that pierced the clouds into the land of the giants. But, she didn't like it up there so she jumped off a cloud and joined BE instead as it is a much more interesting adventure down here.

Mar 18th 2015, 1:21 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Alfresco hates alcohol and likes to drink Ribena mostly.

Mar 19th 2015, 11:07 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Alfresco hates alcohol and likes to drink Ribena mostly.

bakedbean has lost the plot.

Mar 19th 2015, 11:58 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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bakedbean has lost the plot.

SoCalDon is lost in the bush.

Mar 21st 2015, 4:04 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SoCalDon is lost in the bush.

BakedBean has been mashed and served inside a chicken burrito.