old.sparkles has been at the cooking sherry again.

SoCalDon has a huge collection of vintage sherries in his cellar and is planning on having a BE sherry party and inviting all BE members along next weekend.

..... which will be extensively covered in Bakedbean's gossip column.

Pulaski is planning on releasing his water rats at the party to spice things up a little

old.sparkles was also responsible for the cane toad invasion...

SoCalDon will be serving spicy cane toad legs and water rat sliders at his sherry party. ......

There's a portal to an alternate inside the pocket of Pulaski's blue cotton jacket. Both our Pulaski and his counterpart from the other universe will be attending the party.

Manekeniko is hoping for a threesome at the party with both of the Pulaski's.

SoCalDon is intrigued to know if it is possible for Pulaski to actually screw himself.

(He bloody isn't!) The Pulaski's would break bakedbean's gossip column if they managed it...

SoCalDon has just bought a rocket and is going to go into orbit next week.

Bakedbean is preparing for a heatwave and has bought a van load of rocket ice lollies

old.sparkles is an ice lolly wholesaler and specialises in exporting rockets to Malaysia. Nepotism is rife on BE.

SoCalDon can eat 10 lollies at the same time, while simultaneously standing on his head, and singing his favourite songs from the Sound of Music.

BakedBean works as a fish gutter at a commercial cannery, and stinks of Eau de Herring 24/7.