InVinoVeritas

Pulaski ate a burro for breakfast

JC3

Termites ate InVinoVeritas's bureau for breakfast

Pulaski

JC3 ate a termite omelet for breakfast.

JC3

..which are personally cooked for him daily in the USA by Pulaski, and carried across the Atlantic and Indian oceans on the Gulf Stream to Malaysia by Kemps Ridley sea turtles.

manekeniko

JC3 secretly still uses a pacifier. He gets cranky without one.

Pulaski

Manekeniko keeps a crankshaft under her bed. It has sentimental value because it came from the first car she owned - a Ford Festiva.

SoCalDon

Pulaski sued his local health authority for an operation he had as a child. An X-ray just revealed that his surgeon has left a crankshaft in his stomach and nobody had noticed until now. This does explain his difficulties going through airports over the years.

bakedbean

SoCalDon has lost his marbles. He thought he had put them down somewhere, but just cannot find them.

paulry

Bakedbean pinched SoCalDon's marbles to replace the ones that she lost

Pulaski

Paulry pinched the Elgin marbles, and replaced them with the ones Bakedbean lost.

manekeniko

Pulaski enjoys marbles topping his pizza, as they are pleasantly crunchy.

Pulaski

Manekeniko washes her underwear once or twice a month. Most of the time her underwear is "pleasantly crunchy".

paulry

Pulaski's tights cause his legs to itch when he walks

InVinoVeritas

paulry leaves the door of his budgie smugglers open so he doesn't have to wash them so often

JC3

The fruit in IVV’s banana hammock turned from green to yellow, but is now black.