manekeniko has no sense of smell due to an unfortunate incident with a heavy duty can opener.

SoCalDon eats poisoned tuna from Sydney mixed with vegemite, marmite, peanut butter and beetroot for lunch.

Alfresco enjoys sharing SoCalDon's lunch but adds mayonnaise and ketchup to his

old.sparkles is a fussy eater and turns her nose up at poisoned tuna.

SoCalDon keeps a tuna in his swimming pool.

bakedbean is an eccentric millionairess and has way more money than sense

SoCalDon is training the tuna in his swimming pool to breathe air and live as a land animal.

Manekeniko has been raiding the tuna from the swimming pool to make the world's largest tuna salad in an attempt to get into the Guinness Book of World Records 2015 edition

old.sparkles only likes that book because of the booze...

SoCalDon is already listed in the Guinness book for the world's longest fingernails.

manekeniko bites her nails and is listed in the Guinness book for the world's shortest fingers.

SoCalDon impersonates a 100 year old man and enjoys a free hot lunch at the senior center every Tuesday.

Manekeniko proudly wears her Olympic gold medal around her neck which she won for gymnastics.

bakedbean served with honour as a desert rat in WW2

SoCalDon makes rum and brandy ice-cream cones and gives them to tantrum kids in supermarkets.