Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Mar 22nd 2015, 9:07 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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BakedBean has been mashed and served inside a chicken burrito.

Manekeniko has lost all feeling in her left arm as it's been held aloft for years now.

Mar 22nd 2015, 11:24 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Manekeniko has lost all feeling in her left arm as it's been held aloft for years now.

bakedbean breeds tapirs.

Mar 22nd 2015, 11:29 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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bakedbean breeds tapirs.

SoCalDon has been invited to represent Australia in the Eurovision Song Contest (of course no matter that Aus not in Europe just like many others). He will be singing his own composition called Ding Dong along a DooDooBeeDoodah.

Mar 22nd 2015, 11:35 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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bakedbean sings like a fish

Mar 22nd 2015, 12:34 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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bakedbean sings like a fish

SoCalDon swims like a mosquito.

Mar 22nd 2015, 2:31 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SoCalDon swims like a mosquito.

bakedbean is rehearsing a song and dance comedy act with SoCalDon and they're planning an international road tour.

Mar 23rd 2015, 7:47 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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bakedbean is rehearsing a song and dance comedy act with SoCalDon and they're planning an international road tour.

Manekeniko will be our roadie

Mar 27th 2015, 1:16 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Manekeniko will be our roadie

While on the road, SoCalDon told a "yo mama" joke to HRH when he met the queen.

Mar 27th 2015, 2:38 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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While on the road, SoCalDon told a "yo mama" joke to HRH when he met the queen.

Manekeniko has real trouble finding footwear for her delicate little feet. The shoe shops just don't stock the size for those little kitty plates. What to do?

Mar 29th 2015, 8:52 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Manekeniko has real trouble finding footwear for her delicate little feet. The shoe shops just don't stock the size for those little kitty plates. What to do?

bakedbean's feet are the size of canal barges and she has terrible trouble buying shoes.

Mar 30th 2015, 3:38 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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bakedbean's feet are the size of canal barges and she has terrible trouble buying shoes.

SoCalDon enjoys wearing shortie-shorts during the summer to stay cool. Unfortunately, a bit of his manhood has been known to spill out of them quite regularly.

Mar 30th 2015, 4:04 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SoCalDon enjoys wearing shortie-shorts during the summer to stay cool. Unfortunately, a bit of his manhood has been known to spill out of them quite regularly.

manekeniko must have awfully good eyesight if she were able to notice that...