Manekeniko has lost all feeling in her left arm as it's been held aloft for years now.

bakedbean breeds tapirs.

SoCalDon has been invited to represent Australia in the Eurovision Song Contest (of course no matter that Aus not in Europe just like many others). He will be singing his own composition called Ding Dong along a DooDooBeeDoodah.

bakedbean sings like a fish

SoCalDon swims like a mosquito.

bakedbean is rehearsing a song and dance comedy act with SoCalDon and they're planning an international road tour.

Manekeniko will be our roadie

While on the road, SoCalDon told a "yo mama" joke to HRH when he met the queen.

Manekeniko has real trouble finding footwear for her delicate little feet. The shoe shops just don't stock the size for those little kitty plates. What to do?

bakedbean's feet are the size of canal barges and she has terrible trouble buying shoes.

SoCalDon enjoys wearing shortie-shorts during the summer to stay cool. Unfortunately, a bit of his manhood has been known to spill out of them quite regularly.

manekeniko must have awfully good eyesight if she were able to notice that...

SoCalDon has bought a crocodile farm as he likes them so much.

bakedbean once asked a waiter for a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy.

SoCalDon does not have a penchant for baked beans.