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Old Jun 29th 2015, 11:15 am
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Old Jun 29th 2015, 1:47 pm
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Bb was rather excited when she seen a kangaroo in her garden and rushed online to show a photo to all her friends however she was slightly embarrassed when it was pointed out it was next door neighbours greyhound having a shit!
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Bb was rather excited when she seen a kangaroo in her garden and rushed online to show a photo to all her friends however she was slightly embarrassed when it was pointed out it was next door neighbours greyhound having a shit!
Kelli28 relaxed by the pool, enjoying a glass of chilled chablis and a twist of 'roo jerky. An enraged kangaroo hopped over and punched her unconscious.
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Old Jul 1st 2015, 6:46 am
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Kelli28 relaxed by the pool, enjoying a glass of chilled chablis and a twist of 'roo jerky. An enraged kangaroo hopped over and punched her unconscious.
Manekeniko has a huge gun collection at her house and often sits in her rocking chair on the verandah taking pot shots at the local varmints and spitting into a pot.
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Manekeniko has a huge gun collection at her house and often sits in her rocking chair on the verandah taking pot shots at the local varmints and spitting into a pot.
SoCalDon is my first cousin, and we're gettin' hitched as soon as he finishes carving the corn pipe.
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Old Jul 4th 2015, 7:18 am
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SoCalDon is my first cousin, and we're gettin' hitched as soon as he finishes carving the corn pipe.
Manekeniko is already in fourteen bigamous marriages which explains why she is always tired.
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Manekeniko is already in fourteen bigamous marriages which explains why she is always tired.
SoCalDon likes to send naked selfies of himself.....to himself!
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SoCalDon likes to send naked selfies of himself.....to himself!
Irish avoids pulling mingers at the pub by getting himself monged first.
Everyone is a stunner with beer goggles on!

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Originally Posted by Kelli28 View Post
Irish avoids pulling mingers at the pub by getting himself monged first.
Everyone is a stunner with beer goggles on!
Kelli28 actually lives in her local pub. She sleeps under one of the benches and hasn't been sober for some years now.
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Old Jul 7th 2015, 1:20 am
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Kelli28 actually lives in her local pub. She sleeps under one of the benches and hasn't been sober for some years now.
SoCalDon is planning on climbing up the side of the Eiffel Tower for Bastille Day.
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Old Jul 7th 2015, 7:42 pm
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SoCalDon is planning on climbing up the side of the Eiffel Tower for Bastille Day.
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Old Jul 8th 2015, 12:34 pm
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Alfresco lives in a replica Tardis and has been arrested more than once for shouting "why won't you f***ing work you bastard" at the top of his voice at all hours.
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Alfresco lives in a replica Tardis and has been arrested more than once for shouting "why won't you f***ing work you bastard" at the top of his voice at all hours.
SoCalDon is an undercover policewoman.
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Old Jul 9th 2015, 1:21 am
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