Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Jul 23rd 2015, 10:33 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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InVinoVeritas is in the Guinness Book of Records for baking the largest croissant in the world.

Bakedbean still thinks Eartha Kitt was a set of gardening tools...

Jul 23rd 2015, 11:59 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bakedbean still thinks Eartha Kitt was a set of gardening tools...

SoCalDon is planning on going as The Invisible Man for Halloween. So far, he has managed to make one nostril, half his naughty bits, left shoulder blade and right butt cheek invisible.

Jul 23rd 2015, 1:16 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SoCalDon is planning on going as The Invisible Man for Halloween. So far, he has managed to make one nostril, half his naughty bits, left shoulder blade and right butt cheek invisible.

Manekeniko has had her eyes stuck closed for years now and has no idea what is out there in the world.

Jul 24th 2015, 10:35 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Manekeniko has had her eyes stuck closed for years now and has no idea what is out there in the world.

Bakedbean has installed a priest hole in her house as she is worried about religious persecution. She mainly uses it to get pissed in though...

Jul 26th 2015, 3:06 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bakedbean has installed a priest hole in her house as she is worried about religious persecution. She mainly uses it to get pissed in though...

SoCalDon is actually Pope Emeritus Benedict, reading papal canon by day, and posting here as a randy BE member at night.

Jul 26th 2015, 3:22 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by manekeniko

SoCalDon is actually Pope Emeritus Benedict, reading papal canon by day, and posting here as a randy BE member at night.

Manekeniko is solar-powered, I have seen her relatives in a Bangkok gift shop.

Jul 27th 2015, 12:33 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by InVinoVeritas

Manekeniko is solar-powered, I have seen her relatives in a Bangkok gift shop.

InVinoVeritas keeps getting mistaken for George Clooney.

Jul 30th 2015, 6:20 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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InVinoVeritas keeps getting mistaken for George Clooney.

Bakedbean is George Clooney's grandmother.

Jul 30th 2015, 9:06 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bakedbean is George Clooney's grandmother.

SoCalDon is George Clooney's pet hamster.

Jul 30th 2015, 10:28 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SoCalDon is George Clooney's pet hamster.

bakedbean has ordered a life-size inflatable George Clooney from Amazon but it has been seized my Malaysian anti-terrorist police, who misunderstood the bit about "blow-up" in the shipping manifest.

Jul 30th 2015, 10:37 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by InVinoVeritas

bakedbean has ordered a life-size inflatable George Clooney from Amazon but it has been seized my Malaysian anti-terrorist police, who misunderstood the bit about "blow-up" in the shipping manifest.

What hasn't been said about this lush, don't ask.

Jul 30th 2015, 1:16 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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What hasn't been said about this lush, don't ask.

Beaverstate is a secret agent. So secret he's not sure who he is and why or who he is working for.

Jul 30th 2015, 3:17 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Beaverstate is a secret agent. So secret he's not sure who he is and why or who he is working for.

bakedbean enjoys taking trips into the past using the family time machine. She's home from visiting the Jurassic era and adopted a pet dinosaur. The bankedbeans named him Spike.

Jul 30th 2015, 9:41 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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bakedbean enjoys taking trips into the past using the family time machine. She's home from visiting the Jurassic era and adopted a pet dinosaur. The bankedbeans named him Spike.

Manekeniko's hobby is fishing for Terrapins in her local swimming pool. She has been chucked out several times and has never caught one but it does not discourage her in the slightest. She is bonkers.