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I tried that on the train and it does not take too long to master. The secret, or trick, is to clench your cheeks, progressively, as the pressure rises whilst maintaining bored expression on face. Drawback - after 30minutes of touch and go - steady! - you start to fart and gurgle in your bastard stomach. One time I might as well have just farted and evacuated - the trains are fairly frequent on that line.
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hmmm...I do this..![Sunglasses](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sunglasses.gif)
I tried that on the train and it does not take too long to master. The secret, or trick, is to clench your cheeks, progressively, as the pressure rises whilst maintaining bored expression on face. Drawback - after 30minutes of touch and go - steady! - you start to fart and gurgle in your bastard stomach. One time I might as well have just farted and evacuated and saved myself the time.
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I tried that on the train and it does not take too long to master. The secret, or trick, is to clench your cheeks, progressively, as the pressure rises whilst maintaining bored expression on face. Drawback - after 30minutes of touch and go - steady! - you start to fart and gurgle in your bastard stomach. One time I might as well have just farted and evacuated and saved myself the time.
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Sorry, I didn't mean to sound smug about mine being easy going. I have no reason to expect things to change any time soon, though our Australia move might shake things up. I don't understand why they are so easy going and everyone comments about how well behaved they are. Maybe it's because they do lots of sports which vents off any frustrations? Don't know really ![Unsure](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/unsure.gif)
'feeling a bit like the captain of the Titanic on the early part of the voyage![Blink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/blink.gif)
I hope things calm down for you soon.
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hmmm...I do this..![Sunglasses](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sunglasses.gif)
I tried that on the train and it does not take too long to master. The secret, or trick, is to clench your cheeks, progressively, as the pressure rises whilst maintaining bored expression on face. Drawback - after 30minutes of touch and go - steady! - you start to fart and gurgle in your bastard stomach. One time I might as well have just farted and evacuated - the trains are fairly frequent on that line.
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I tried that on the train and it does not take too long to master. The secret, or trick, is to clench your cheeks, progressively, as the pressure rises whilst maintaining bored expression on face. Drawback - after 30minutes of touch and go - steady! - you start to fart and gurgle in your bastard stomach. One time I might as well have just farted and evacuated - the trains are fairly frequent on that line.
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And don't you just hate it when you're on a crowded train and someone lets off silently and there you are trapped amongst that foul smell
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Sorry, I didn't mean to sound smug about mine being easy going. I have no reason to expect things to change any time soon, though our Australia move might shake things up. I don't understand why they are so easy going and everyone comments about how well behaved they are. Maybe it's because they do lots of sports which vents off any frustrations? Don't know really ![Unsure](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/unsure.gif)
'feeling a bit like the captain of the Titanic on the early part of the voyage![Blink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/blink.gif)
I hope things calm down for you soon.
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'feeling a bit like the captain of the Titanic on the early part of the voyage
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I hope things calm down for you soon.
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Must be the genes from the male side.
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[QUOTE=framac67;7682355]Mines dont do much sports (14, 12 and 8) and they are brilliant kids.:
Must be the genes from the male side.:
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sorry, just picked myself up aff the flare there.
Must be the genes from the male side.:
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sorry, just picked myself up aff the flare there.
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Sorry, I didn't mean to sound smug about mine being easy going. I have no reason to expect things to change any time soon, though our Australia move might shake things up. I don't understand why they are so easy going and everyone comments about how well behaved they are. Maybe it's because they do lots of sports which vents off any frustrations? Don't know really ![Unsure](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/unsure.gif)
'feeling a bit like the captain of the Titanic on the early part of the voyage![Blink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/blink.gif)
I hope things calm down for you soon.
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I hope things calm down for you soon.
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