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Originally Posted by Simone
Down where?
Ah, work. I don't have it, but I do have a massive to do list! That has to be done before 5. Oh oops, it's already 2.30 nearly...
Ah, work. I don't have it, but I do have a massive to do list! That has to be done before 5. Oh oops, it's already 2.30 nearly...
Heard that joke about Snow White waking up feeling grumpy, and then Grumpy woke up so she felt Dopy instead?...
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Sorry, Early Am here, Congratulations on the 4K, Well done Don, pipped at the last post, we'll have to get G as honorary OP to post the big 5000, it is only right and proper.
Stew, you ok mate?
Wheres Joseph?
Looks like everyones taken a rest from the hard work yesterday.
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Originally Posted by Simone
Down where?
Ah, work. I don't have it, but I do have a massive to do list! That has to be done before 5. Oh oops, it's already 2.30 nearly...
Ah, work. I don't have it, but I do have a massive to do list! That has to be done before 5. Oh oops, it's already 2.30 nearly...
Simone!!!!!!!! Glad to see we have corrupted you so completely!
When do you hear about your job?
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Morning Cov.
Yes, the warm afterglow of yesterday is beginning to fade. I'm sure we'll be back in action as soon as some more of the menfolk appear on the scene...
Yes, the warm afterglow of yesterday is beginning to fade. I'm sure we'll be back in action as soon as some more of the menfolk appear on the scene...
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Originally Posted by bundy
Simone!!!!!!!! Glad to see we have corrupted you so completely!
When do you hear about your job?
When do you hear about your job?
I have to call at 5, to give some reference emails, and see how far she got today. She might not get round to giving the shortlist to the employer today.
Ah! sweet innocent Simone who has been corrupted by the forum Lol!
Heard that joke about Snow White waking up feeling grumpy, and then Grumpy woke up so she felt Dopy instead?...
Heard that joke about Snow White waking up feeling grumpy, and then Grumpy woke up so she felt Dopy instead?...
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Originally Posted by Simone
Maybe this afternoon, probably tommorrow...
I have to call at 5, to give some reference emails, and see how far she got today. She might not get round to giving the shortlist to the employer today.
Ah yes... I have wine as an excuse(hm, except today though). Ahhhhh, I really am corrupted.
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I have to call at 5, to give some reference emails, and see how far she got today. She might not get round to giving the shortlist to the employer today.
Ah yes... I have wine as an excuse(hm, except today though). Ahhhhh, I really am corrupted.
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I think it's a definite skill to be able to be smutty in another language. I'm very impressed Simone. Teach us some Dutch smut!
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I don't know any dutch smut!
I just learned english smut from you guys.
I just learned english smut from you guys.
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Originally Posted by bundy
I think it's a definite skill to be able to be smutty in another language. I'm very impressed Simone. Teach us some Dutch smut!
Hope you are all on form. I have to go out soon but will be around later on to get another tongue lashing from the smutty girls
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Originally Posted by Grayling
Morning all.
Hope you are all on form. I have to go out soon but will be around later on to get another tongue lashing from the smutty girls
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Hope you are all on form. I have to go out soon but will be around later on to get another tongue lashing from the smutty girls
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Is that a threat or a promise? I've already got to go over Loose's knee....maybe you can combine efforts?
Morning G. Have you recovered yet? And, more importantly, are you still on fire like you were yesterday?????!!!!!
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Originally Posted by bundy
Is that a threat or a promise? I've already got to go over Loose's knee....maybe you can combine efforts?
Morning G. Have you recovered yet? And, more importantly, are you still on fire like you were yesterday?????!!!!!![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Morning G. Have you recovered yet? And, more importantly, are you still on fire like you were yesterday?????!!!!!
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Don't know about the fire bit though.
Anyway once you have been over Loose's knee you are going to have a sore backside. I would not want to make it worse....or would I?
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Originally Posted by Grayling
Yes I'm fighting fit.
Don't know about the fire bit though.
Anyway once you have been over Loose's knee you are going to have a sore backside. I would not want to make it worse....or would I?
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Don't know about the fire bit though.
Anyway once you have been over Loose's knee you are going to have a sore backside. I would not want to make it worse....or would I?
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Actually I have got a sore arse - I burnt it on the heated towel rail the other night. Nice scalded red line across both cheeks. Be gentle.
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Originally Posted by Grayling
Yes I'm fighting fit.
Don't know about the fire bit though.
Anyway once you have been over Loose's knee you are going to have a sore backside. I would not want to make it worse....or would I?
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Don't know about the fire bit though.
Anyway once you have been over Loose's knee you are going to have a sore backside. I would not want to make it worse....or would I?
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After a crap night...I need cheering up so I'll be flitting in and out today for cheery banter. Managed a bottle and half of wine last night and just about regretting it........how are you all?
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Originally Posted by Stewie
Morning all.
After a crap night...I need cheering up so I'll be flitting in and out today for cheery banter. Managed a bottle and half of wine last night and just about regretting it........how are you all?
After a crap night...I need cheering up so I'll be flitting in and out today for cheery banter. Managed a bottle and half of wine last night and just about regretting it........how are you all?
Oh dear. Hope you are ok Stewie. How is your daughter?
We'll cheer you up, have no fear.
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Originally Posted by bundy
Kiss it better
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Actually I have got a sore arse - I burnt it on the heated towel rail the other night. Nice scalded red line across both cheeks. Be gentle.
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I see I have a lot to learn yet!
(btw, ow!!)
I am now having trouble forgetting(yesterday the wine helped) that Grayling, Stewie(and Bix) are about my dads age :scared: (sorry!)
Where's Loose?
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Originally Posted by Simone
Bundy!!!!!
I see I have a lot to learn yet!
(btw, ow!!)
I am now having trouble forgetting(yesterday the wine helped) that Grayling, Stewie(and Bix) are about my dads age :scared: (sorry!)
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I see I have a lot to learn yet!
(btw, ow!!)
I am now having trouble forgetting(yesterday the wine helped) that Grayling, Stewie(and Bix) are about my dads age :scared: (sorry!)
Where's Loose?
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Yes, best not to think like that Simone. It might scare you. We are all ageless on this site.
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Originally Posted by bundy
Yes, best not to think like that Simone. It might scare you. We are all ageless on this site.
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Btw, you must have had that towel rack placed very strangely, or you were doing yoga or something....!!!!
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