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Jul 30th 2010, 3:50 am

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Re: Irrational Hatreds

Kylie Minogue
Australians
British expats
Burqas
People who talk about 'culture' all the time
The wiggles
Bad drivers
Reformed alcoholics and smokers
Plastic mafia wannabes
Anyone who lacks humour

The more people I meet, the more I love my pet rock.

Jul 30th 2010, 4:02 am

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...but the women are exceptionally hairy

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pbvq-kZMWIA

Fab!

Jul 30th 2010, 4:03 am

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Fab!

Probably a bit before your time

Jul 30th 2010, 4:04 am

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Probably a bit before your time

Of course... I imagine a lot is.

Jul 30th 2010, 4:06 am

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Of course... I imagine a lot is.

Like Liverpool FC being a force in English football... that was well before your time.... almost have to go back to when Noah was a small boy for that.

Jul 30th 2010, 4:21 am

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So the sight of Kylie Minogue driving erratically (or perhaps even erotically) down your local high street due to her burqa having slipped over her eyes whilst she was placing her copy of the newly acquired 'The Wiggles Greatest Hits' in the cd player of her car . . . and not seeing the funny side of it . . . that would piss you off no end? . . . .

Jul 30th 2010, 4:28 am

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Kylie and Danni enjoying the nightlife in Melbourne recently... Kylie is the one on the left

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Jul 30th 2010, 4:29 am

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Ha ha! Even moreso if she were strutting around in loafers pretending to be Don Corleones love child and talking about passive smoking.

Hell, I'd probably bring out the 12 gauge.

Jul 30th 2010, 4:31 am

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Kylie and Danni enjoying the nightlife in Melbourne recently... Kylie is the one on the left

Ummmm . . . of the two of them, Danni always did have the better rack . . .

Jul 30th 2010, 4:33 am

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Ummmm . . . of the two of them, Danni always did have the better rack . . .

Indeed...

Jul 30th 2010, 4:34 am

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Ummmm . . . of the two of them, Danni always did have the better rack . . .

She did have the good sense to shack up with a quality Englishman. Maybe we've all misjudged her.

Jul 30th 2010, 4:36 am

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Ummmm . . . of the two of them, Danni always did have the better rack . . .

Dannii paid good money for hers though

Jul 30th 2010, 4:43 am

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Dannii paid good money for hers though

I told her not to . . . that I was quite happy with them as they were . . . the old 'any more than a handful's a waste' line. She wouldn't have it, muttering something about it "not being fair" and "can't compete with your perfection' or summat . . . I don't know . . . WIMMEN!

Jul 30th 2010, 5:29 am

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Look . . . erm . . . one of my own top hates is when public figures, generally politicians, stick a "Look . . . erm . . . " in front of every response that comes out of their mouths. It's interchangeable with "Listern . . .erm . . . " and it seems to be perculiarly Australian.

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or answering a question with "yeah....no...."

Which one is it?

Definitely a hate of mine

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Hope you are not referring to me. For one thing I have never owned a cardigan. Where is the pyscho-analysis. The French just get on with their own thing - always have done just like I do...and their women are mostly attractive..

I think plenty of people are ****** and wonder what went wrong with them. Provides a useful escape valve. There is a *****wit woman on the train with her shoes off - treating the place like her living room. Needs shooting.

Think yourself lucky you aren't in Qld - here its the norm to see peoople on buses and trains with no shoes on, walking round shops, sitting in pubs, even my cab driver the other day had no shoes on and he was wandering around the taxi rank in the puddles

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