Shame you cant fill there bed up with sun cream for their return and put some shitty nappies on a heated windowsill. Yes you will have to clear it, but it might put them off staying.

Make loads of mess for THEIR room and cook all the things they hate.

Sorry Donna I know Im being wicked but I told my husband how they treated you and he couldnt believe it.


Tell them you have had an outbreak of pubic lice.

Better yet, put some itching powder in their bed and get your husband to make a hissing noise outside their room when they're asleep! Oh, and the reply about taking a dump on THEIR windowsill had be ROFL'ing!

Yes the recording of hissing would be good.

Pubic lice, fleas, scabies - any decent contagious disease is good.

Or, you could remove the bed and say 'OOps, sorry, bed broke, you dont mind sleeping on the floor do you?'

And then put a super dooper large Huntsman in a flimsy container and add 'You don't mind sharing with Bruce, the most toxic spider EVER do you?'

I might just do that!!

Hubby is away back to work today glad in a way as he is ready to say something he may later regret,thing is Jamie is his mate & he's quite easy ozy,every day you get him the same way,but his wife is a lazy sour faced bitch,doesn't do anything except stick her nose in a book & read all day.They have two young kiddies & neither can be bothered with them,they seem to do as much as is necessary,no sort of interaction,play etc..the wee ones bum doesn't get changed unless he has a dirty nappy & most nights he's popped in a cot without any tea,first day they were here i was so shocked the wee fella only had a couple of chicken nuggets & a yogurt all day long,cause he threw a tantrum at tea time he was put to his cot He's such a content wee fella too,probably got used to amusing himself & now its normal.Their wee girl is 4 ( i thought my Luby was small for her age,she's double the size & weight,4yrs also),she just sucks up every bit of attention she can get from others,....such a shame its horrible living every day witnessing the way they bring their kids up,not much i can say without offending.

Donna.

Those poor kiddies.

Cant imagine how it must be for those kids to go to bed hungry etc.

Bitch doing that to her kids.

Just keep going...it' will be over soon and at least the kids will have have a good time at the end of the day, despite their parents.

Hope it gets easier, I reallly do.

Cheers

Ginny

Bizarrely my sister does this to me when she comes over. Because shes a 'guest' in my house she expects us to look after the kids, that includes feeding and changing them! Her view is 'well I'm the one on holiday'! Its so frustrating!

Problem is if you start looking after their littlen, changing and feeding him etc they'll expect it!

Yes thats just what they do,even down to pushing the wee one in the buggy!Hubby sat & fed their wee girl & boy at tea times just so WE were content they got enough food into them during the day.
Stopped doing it after a few days though as the parents just buggered off & left us to it,plus we have 3 of our own to see too.
If this is the way things are in our house,how the hell do they manage back home?,more to the point how the hell do the get away with it?
Ive got to laugh the mother stuffs her face with smoked salmon& philadelphia inbetween her meals & cant even sort a simple snack for her kids

Donna.

I find that thought quite upsetting that her little ones are so neglected.

And they say that every woman should have a baby.

I think some dont deserve them.

ahhh poor you! are they paying you anything towards the stay? It must be costing you money? I think when we get back and get visitors, rules are needed! right off to bed this end, soooo tired what with work and packing up the house!

Why would they come on a major holiday like this with two little ones when they are not visiting family or very very close friends I would never have put any of us through that, whether we had "free" accommodation or not.

Give them a ring and tell them something has come up and it not now possible to put them up when they come back but you have the number of a really nice caravan park. Cheeky sods, taking advantage

We most certainly wont be having them back to stay with us if the do come to Oz again,we've learned our lesson! also i would seriously re-think any decision to have any friends/family stay at ours EVER!!
Its ok for a couple of days,then the novelty wears off very quickly,Hubby & i both like our own space too much & we have our own three kids to concentrate on.
Hubby had been speaking to a few of his workmates & they stated they would kick them out,one thing where an aussie attitude would come in very useful at the mo! aussies just wouldnt put up with this carry-on!
Thing is if it was just the two adults,dont think i would give it a second though but dont have the heart to do it when kids are involved.

Donna.

Ps,anyone know where i can buy Saddle Soap for my suite? tried Coles,Woolworths,Big W.

Donna,

Whether or not you tell them they're doing your head in is one thing, but you must tell them they're sh*t parents.

If this doesn't make them buck up, at least they'll be pissed off enough to leave.

The downside I suppose is whether the kids take the backlash from the parents.

Paul.

Thats dodgy ground Paul, all we can do is make sure they are looked after while living under our roof, we both also have our suspicions that Dad of the family maybe a little too keen on the beer & the wine.

LP

Yes,Having a few glasses of whiskey/wine/gin at 6am in the morning to cure the hangover from the night before,whilst organising two young kids & getting yourself organised to get to work,driving to work may i add

Does have us worried :scared:

(Fwiw may i also add that he is 28yrs old,she is just 20)

Donna.