If i start doing that mate Donna will leave far less the visitors!

Malcolm.

Just keep going....and going....and going.....It won't be forever and you can alway shout at us, again and again and again! I would try a little warm soapy water (not too soapy)and be gentle.

If they're not pulling their weight try prompting them. Like do you need a bin for that dirty nappy on the windowsill before the bugs get in? or Do you want a hand cleaning that suncream off our sofa?

Don't know but if you've tried everything else then you could always try that.

Cheers and keep shouting

Ginny

I know exactly where your coming from Donna.
Our guests arrived 4 days before our house was completed and we all moved into the house together. Brand new furniture is wrecked, the dining table I wasn't even allowed to sign invoices on has deep pencil gouges in it the new lounge suite has been urinated on a couple of times and to cap it all one of the darlings just crapped on the toilet floor and walked it all through the bloody house.
They go home on Monday thank **** and I've told them they can come back when they're 18yrs old. Stupid things get to you after a while like putting perishable goods into the freezer for a couple of days until the morning the bin men come. The row I had with the MIL over placing left over prawns and squid into the freezer instead of the bin was lost on her for 2 days now a week later we have a house full of bloody flies and it's my fault for eating the sea food.
Anyway I've got to go the men in white coats are waiting with my new straight jacket.

Jesus woman, have I just missed your posts or have ya been away for a couple of years ?
Good to see you

Blimey who let you back in I didn't think your exclusion was going to be that quick Try and behave for a few weeks please.

its funny that i saw this thread coming and not bordy

Dove soap donna. wet the cloth and rub the cloth into the bar of soap. get plenty on it and then bring it to a lather on the leather. dont use just any kind of soap pal. the wash off with a clean cloth dipped in water. oh make sure the water isnt too warm.

and this thread is a pain in the arse, do u know how hard it is to type SOAP so many times without adding a Y

****wit

Your place is a bit crowded at present, isn't it Mr Cresta. I should ban the kids from coming back until they can fetch the right beer when asked, and take the shells off all the prawns. Having said that, whats left of the house is lovely, and we might visit again when its quieter

Don't get angry....get even. Slip a new and completely open tube of tanning cream into their suitcase on the day of their departure. To add insult to injury their clothes will smell like stale biscuits too...

Donna.............we are aving the same trouble, only with rellies!!!

Micks sister and her family are here and they are really taking the pi*s.

We hve put them up at our rental house free of charge of course. They have zilch to pay.........even the phone is free up there. But still they want more. Each night when I get home from work they rock up with their kids.......who then whine that they are hungry. EVERY night for the past 6 weeks I have had to cook for 10. Even over christmas she didnt help.........says she is on holiday!!!

oh shit, i have 5 arriving on friday
off to shoot massell

I'm so looking forward to being able to wander around my own house with just my jocks on.
Your more than welcome to visit the door is always open, you might wanna knock though I could be sat in just my jocks
Booking the carpet cleaning man to come and clean the suite Monday [thats when they leave] wonder if he charges extra for removing urine stains

Cresta, i'm suprised they haven't been found loating face down in that little paddling pool yet You could always take to night fishing EVERY night between finishing and starting work. I'm dreading my lot coming - we didn't speak for 3 years and diplomatic relationships we only re-opend about 4 months before we emigrated. Should be fun when they are here for 6 weeks, then her's come later in the year for 2 months..... spare room anyone - I'm pretty quiet and don't make a mess. She has me reasonably housetrained and I can cook LOL

I've got a gun you can borra

Bagsy first aim at yer arse


Good luck Donna... put em on a plane to Sydney. Soapy will look after em for ya

Wow sounds like a whole bunch of laughs you've got coming. You know where we are if you need to go away on business for a week or so