Pollyana

Most of them are round here

scottishcelts

That's an understatement.

Pollyana

Yeah, its not just this bit of Brisbane is it, more widespread than that

Bernieboy

I think this one is a POM though

Pollyana

I've met a few of THEM in my time who qualify as "strange" too

unfair dinkum

Evenin all. Anyone seen Pollyanna? She's just stood me up in a cyber bar somewhere in Brisbane.

Bernieboy

WHO ???????

Bernieboy

The grim reaper done me out of a shift the bstard.

unfair dinkum

Exactly. Do you fancy a pint of bulmers?

Pollyana

You called? Sorry, i was busy banning someone trying to flog golf clubs, on a loser round here



Rotten git

Bernieboy

Got any Gaymers ????

mikelincs

At a pub local to me a few years ago they sold one cider called 'Falling Down Juice' the landlord would only sell it in half pints, and he always said, 'you can have the other half if you can manage to walk back to the bar after drinking that., think it was at least 11% alcohol, not many made the second half. They onlt sold cider, no beer at all.

Bernieboy

That's sound like a bar i was in in Poole a few years ago,i laughed too til the half cider kicked in,was like a very hard smack in the face,the knees def went

unfair dinkum

Sorry mate, she had just gone to the bog. She's back now (I was worried she'd climbed out the window-they usually do when they see me)

scottishcelts

Wharts gowen oarn irn ere loike?