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Sally Simpson Feb 1st 2010 9:21 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8303936)
Just a small medicinal bottle......

So the bad nosebleed & the even worse INR result don't make any difference then eh?:blink:

spartacus Feb 1st 2010 9:36 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 8303943)
So the bad nosebleed & the even worse INR result don't make any difference then eh?:blink:

I think Kporte's morphing into a Viz character:

'KPor . . . he runs into patio doors'

with a new catchphrase

"Like a rocket round the sun, look out patio door, here I come . . . . !"

Sally Simpson Feb 1st 2010 9:42 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 8303980)
I think Kporte's morphing into a Viz character:

'KPor . . . he runs into patio doors'

with a new catchphrase

"Like a rocket round the sun, look out patio door, here I come . . . . !"

:lol:

Pollyana Feb 1st 2010 10:03 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 8303904)
I'm so lost without you...

...I know you were right, believing for so long............:lol:

Pollyana Feb 1st 2010 10:04 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 8303980)
I think Kporte's morphing into a Viz character:

'KPor . . . he runs into patio doors'

with a new catchphrase

"Like a rocket round the sun, look out patio door, here I come . . . . !"

:lol::thumbup:

kporte Feb 1st 2010 10:07 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 8303980)
I think Kporte's morphing into a Viz character:

'KPor . . . he runs into patio doors'

with a new catchphrase

"Like a rocket round the sun, look out patio door, here I come . . . . !"

The dog had a field day licking up all the blood. She should be safe from embolisms for a bit!

Dorothy Feb 1st 2010 10:13 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8304066)
The dog had a field day licking up all the blood. She should be safe from embolisms for a bit!

Emboli. The plural of embolism is emboli.




Just in case you were wondering.

kporte Feb 1st 2010 10:17 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 8304080)
Emboli. The plural of embolism is emboli.




Just in case you were wondering.

I thought that was a killer disease?:lol:

eugene43 Feb 1st 2010 10:20 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8303876)
With my current luck how far do you think I'd get before the sharks got me!:lol:

Sorry to here you are not well but if you need advice about swimming with sharks I have lots of experience. I used to live on a desert island with only an ice cream van coming round once a week well one day I decided to swim for freedom with a rubber ring & one armband the sharks were all over the place opps I just rememberd you already know dont you. I am going to do my hardest to come & see you just look out for the broom stick.

kporte Feb 1st 2010 10:26 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 8304105)
Sorry to here you are not well but if you need advice about swimming with sharks I have lots of experience. I used to live on a desert island with only an ice cream van coming round once a week well one day I decided to swim for freedom with a rubber ring & one armband the sharks were all over the place opps I just rememberd you already know dont you. I am going to do my hardest to come & see you just look out for the broom stick.

Thanks Eugene. I knew you'd understand. Are you watching the moon?

Dorothy Feb 1st 2010 10:32 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8304099)
I thought that was a killer disease?:lol:

No darling that's Ebola. However ebola causes massive blood loss too, so maybe that's what you have. I would ask the doctor when you go next.

Pollyana Feb 1st 2010 10:37 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 8304105)
Sorry to here you are not well but if you need advice about swimming with sharks I have lots of experience. I used to live on a desert island with only an ice cream van coming round once a week well one day I decided to swim for freedom with a rubber ring & one armband the sharks were all over the place opps I just rememberd you already know dont you. I am going to do my hardest to come & see you just look out for the broom stick.

You haven't even been to see me yet, and I was the one that gave you all the hints on flying a broomstick :rolleyes:


Originally Posted by kporte
Thanks Eugene. I knew you'd understand. Are you watching the moon?


I can see a large mouse on it at the moment, I think its the one that was living under Bernie's bed this week, its gone adventuring :thumbup:


Originally Posted by Dorothy
No darling that's Ebola. However ebola causes massive blood loss too, so maybe that's what you have. I would ask the doctor when you go next.

:scaredhair: Kporte has ebola? :scaredhair: ....and Bernie and I have been drinking with him....its just a teensy weensy bit contagious, isn't it...........:ohmy: :scaredhair:

kporte Feb 1st 2010 10:39 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by dgunnason (Post 8304157)
That strickenly disgustful :thumbdown:



"Live around burns SA and in the community of palladian insiders housing estate."

:confused:

Pollyana Feb 1st 2010 10:43 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8304177)
:confused:

Its Ok mate, he's on some stronger drugs than you are :rofl:

Sally Simpson Feb 1st 2010 10:47 pm

Re: All outa luck...
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8304193)
Its Ok mate, he's on some stronger drugs than you are :rofl:

Yes, he's making Eugene look normal!:lol:
Or selling Dysons!


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