Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8303560)

maybe you could plat the two cords together as they hang from your nose?

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8303558)

Wouldn't say his nostrils were big but perhaps a few pillows would suffice:D

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8303564)

I used to like you!:sneaky::lol:

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 8303563)

You need three strings to plait... two would be a twist. Technically speaking.

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8303569)

there's no way the strings would reach that third orifice to plait

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 8303572)

He could put one in his mouth. You know, for those extra salivary moments.

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8303591)

He'd need one of ScottishCelts' jumbo tampons to fill that

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8303591)

He'd need one of ScottishCelts' jumbo tampons to fill that

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8299880)

As some of you will know, I have had a run of bad luck at the moment. C'est la vie!
Anyhow I am signed off work at the moment but popped in on the way for some scans to see if there was anything I could catch up on.
The boss asked me to pop in and the long and short of it is I have lost my job. I estimate and deal with clients as well as running the work and invoicing etc. Because I have not been able to go into work fulltime he has pulled in the foreman into my role. I have to hand the ute and my mobile in tomorrow.
I am not unemployed technically as I have been given the option of working on the shop floor. The drawback with this is that I am months away from being able to do a physically demanding job as things stand now, never mind if other issues arise from the current scans etc I am having.
Also, as I live on the Southside and work on the Northside and no longer have transport, I am stuffed anyway.
I have no sick pay left and no accrued leave left.

Does anyone have any idea about the centrelink situation in a case like this?

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8300219)

The only question is do I currently have the energy and will to pursue it, especially with the time limit set on such an action.

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 8303637)

You don't have ADHD do you?

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8303536)

My old job has gone for good, the new guy was at my desk when I went in today:lol:

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8303674)

No, I got myself a Blueray instead

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8303683)

When a child can't concentrate on the same thing for more than a few seconds its "adhd".

When a woman can't concentrate on the same thing for more than a few seconds its "multi-tasking".

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8303558)

Wouldn't say his nostrils were big but perhaps a few pillows would suffice:D

Originally Posted by kporte

I used to like you!

Originally Posted by Broad SHoulders

...and yet they can't have sex and have a headache at the same time:confused: