Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8303686)

...and yet they can't have sex and have a headache at the same time:confused:

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8303638)

FFS man... just how many black cats did you run over in that bloody Ute?

Nothing I can say is going to help much. Any chance of just buggering off back home to family and hoping for a change of fortune?

Originally Posted by IndieG (Post 8303641)

Let me know if you need any help with paper-work, research etc...more than happy to help. Take care.....

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8303862)

Not allowed to fly for a year after the embolism at Xmas!:lol:

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 8303872)

You could always learn to swim!

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8303876)

With my current luck how far do you think I'd get before the sharks got me!:lol:

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 8303886)

About 10metres!:lol:

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 8303894)

I am sick to death of this damn tune going round and round my head since the thread started. Aggggghhhhhhhh

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 8303894)

I am sick to death of this damn tune going round and round my head since the thread started. Aggggghhhhhhhh

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8303892)

I am going to have a drink!

Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 8303904)

I'm so lost without you...

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 8303906)

Water I hope!:frown:

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8303911)

Brake fluid, I can stop anytime then.....

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 8303929)

<groan>:rolleyes:

So long as it's not that stuff you were drinking last night, it's okay, 'cos look where that got you!