Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8307007)

Been to centrelink, cleaned the pool, vacuumed the house, worked on finances, did the recycling, paid the bills, loaded and unloaded the dishy, put 2 loads of washing through, walked the dog twice, but no I haven't been shopping yet!:lol:

No panic though, Dan Murphy is open late.

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 8307017)

Blimey, you've been busy!
Do you want to come & live at my house? You can do the housework & my husband will cook for you!:lol:

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8307019)

Careful Kporte,could be one of them swingers things,and with yer luck you will prob end up under the patio:lol:

Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 8307025)

I never said I'd be here did I?

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8307007)

Been to centrelink, cleaned the pool, vacuumed the house, worked on finances, did the recycling, paid the bills, loaded and unloaded the dishy, put 2 loads of washing through, walked the dog twice, but no I haven't been shopping yet!:lol:

No panic though, Dan Murphy is open late.

Originally Posted by welshviking (Post 8307032)

Bloody hell man, t'other day you couldn't even wipe the pool liner! Don't over do it right!

Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 8304080)

Emboli. The plural of embolism is emboli.




Just in case you were wondering.

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8307041)

Another nosebleed coming up shortly methinks..........:eek:

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8307051)

He will prob put his back out taking the teabag out of the cup:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 8307061)

How was Centrelink? Were they helpful?

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8307066)

Yeah they called him an ambulance when he walked into the glass doors:lol:

Originally Posted by welshviking (Post 8307058)

Yes, I think lots of nice long lie downs are called for.

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 8307087)

Hey Keith mate,tonight the mighty LEEDS plays spurs in the FA cup soooooo please please please do me a ******* favour and support spurs:lol: