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-   -   Moving To Oz Illegally (https://britishexpats.com/forum/australia-54/moving-oz-illegally-429950/)

St.Georges Girl Feb 23rd 2007 6:06 pm
Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 
Originally Posted by CasG (Post 4449172)
I like the sound of it ...mind you being 'up the duff' would not be a good thing!
Oh my word no! The boys at school used to say, "I'm gonna duff him up". Oh those were the days of innocence.;)

CasG Feb 23rd 2007 6:09 pm
Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 
Originally Posted by St.Georges Girl (Post 4449179)
Oh my word no! The boys at school used to say, "I'm gonna duff him up". Oh those were the days of innocence.;)
Yes...when the geeky kid was splattered behind the bikeshed - least it couldn't be seen.
And also the place where girls went, then emerged up the duff.
:ohmy:

St.Georges Girl Feb 23rd 2007 6:10 pm
Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 
Originally Posted by CasG (Post 4449185)
Yes...when the geeky kid was splattered behind the bikeshed - least it couldn't be seen.
And also the place where girls went, then emerged up the duff.
:ohmy:

....and stinking of fag ash.:rofl:

CasG Feb 23rd 2007 6:11 pm
Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 
Originally Posted by St.Georges Girl (Post 4449188)
....and stinking of fag ash.:rofl:
Damn good place that bike shed - hive of activity :D

lfc4eva Feb 23rd 2007 6:19 pm
Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 
Originally Posted by knifey_spoony (Post 4447865)
Ok im sure alot of you will disagree with this but im gonna ask anyway.Im a 21year old male from Ireland.Due to certain circumstances i lived with my grandparents right up till a year ago when they both died.As they lived in a council house i decided to remain in the house and take on the lease and eventually buy it for peanuts as i have lived there for 21 years.My mum,her husband and my younger brother(whom i have always been very close to)have decided that they would like to move to Australia.It's something i have always wanted to do and i would absolutely love to go with them.I have been working as a Tiler for 2 years but have been getting benifits on Jobseekers for a year so i could remain in my house.Being an apprentice it wasn't possible for me to afford a house earning £120 a week.As im 21 i won't be able to be included on my Mums Visa and as i haven't been working legally i won't be able to get one on my own.Is it possible to lie on your Visa?Like if i got an employer to say i have been working for them?If not is it hard to get work out there off the cards?I know this post might anger alot of people but i had to ask.
there is a possibility of you getting a visa,but it means you arranging an AQF 3 test.
you have to go to oz for that , what it is basically is a test to prove you can do (professionally) a trade. i.e for you ,tiling. you'd have to do your homework on the way they work out there and materials etc. etc.
i read about this elsewhere on this site(i may attempt a visa this way myself)
lfc4eva

youngy73 Feb 23rd 2007 6:27 pm
Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 
Originally Posted by knifey_spoony (Post 4447865)
Ok im sure alot of you will disagree with this but im gonna ask anyway.Im a 21year old male from Ireland.Due to certain circumstances i lived with my grandparents right up till a year ago when they both died.As they lived in a council house i decided to remain in the house and take on the lease and eventually buy it for peanuts as i have lived there for 21 years.My mum,her husband and my younger brother(whom i have always been very close to)have decided that they would like to move to Australia.It's something i have always wanted to do and i would absolutely love to go with them.I have been working as a Tiler for 2 years but have been getting benifits on Jobseekers for a year so i could remain in my house.Being an apprentice it wasn't possible for me to afford a house earning £120 a week.As im 21 i won't be able to be included on my Mums Visa and as i haven't been working legally i won't be able to get one on my own.Is it possible to lie on your Visa?Like if i got an employer to say i have been working for them?If not is it hard to get work out there off the cards?I know this post might anger alot of people but i had to ask.
sounds like you know how to play the system so you might aswell give it a go.

St.Georges Girl Feb 23rd 2007 6:35 pm
Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 
Originally Posted by CasG (Post 4449191)
Damn good place that bike shed - hive of activity :D
You appear to know it well Cas.:lol:

gruffbrown Feb 23rd 2007 7:36 pm
Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 
Originally Posted by Lord Pom Percy (Post 4448930)
Thank God my ancestors were sent to OZ,
Let's all be thankful for small mercies.

iPom Feb 23rd 2007 7:51 pm
Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 
Originally Posted by youngy73 (Post 4449212)
sounds like you know how to play the system so you might aswell give it a go.
Of course, you could do what I did. Find an Australian and marry one. Simply done.... just move to London and hang out with the Aussies.

Worked for me.;)

DagBoy Feb 23rd 2007 8:28 pm
Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 
Originally Posted by knifey_spoony (Post 4447865)
...I have been working as a Tiler for 2 years but have been getting benifits on Jobseekers for a year so i could remain in my house.Being an apprentice it wasn't possible for me to afford a house earning £120 a week.As im 21 i won't be able to be included on my Mums Visa and as i haven't been working legally i won't be able to get one on my own.Is it possible to lie on your Visa?
Unfortunately, "Lying, cheating dole bludger" is not on the skills shortage list - in fact it is one of the few areas where Australia already has more than it needs.

Cheers,

DagBoy

jdt3000 Feb 23rd 2007 8:47 pm
Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 
Originally Posted by knifey_spoony (Post 4447865)
Ok im sure alot of you will disagree with this but im gonna ask anyway.Im a 21year old male from Ireland.Due to certain circumstances i lived with my grandparents right up till a year ago when they both died.As they lived in a council house i decided to remain in the house and take on the lease and eventually buy it for peanuts as i have lived there for 21 years.My mum,her husband and my younger brother(whom i have always been very close to)have decided that they would like to move to Australia.It's something i have always wanted to do and i would absolutely love to go with them.I have been working as a Tiler for 2 years but have been getting benifits on Jobseekers for a year so i could remain in my house.Being an apprentice it wasn't possible for me to afford a house earning £120 a week.As im 21 i won't be able to be included on my Mums Visa and as i haven't been working legally i won't be able to get one on my own.Is it possible to lie on your Visa?Like if i got an employer to say i have been working for them?If not is it hard to get work out there off the cards?I know this post might anger alot of people but i had to ask.
As someone of a similar age range to you I do feel bad for you. When we applied for our family VISA I was the only one who wasn't 100% if I wanted to go or not, but my parents reminded me if I didn't go when they did on the same VISA, and waited and applied for my own individual VISA, things would be much harder...So I decided to come with them...(the fact that I had a long hard look at how crap the UK was also helped in my decision!)

While I don't agree AT ALL with doing anything illegal, I understand your desire to move over here...I would suggest doing it the proper legal way though...At least that way you'll know you have every right to be here and won't be looking over your shoulder all the time...Plus you'll have access to medical care and the other community services available...Have a think about it mate...

As for the rest of you...Maybe you shouldn't be so hard on someone that wants to better his own life by living in Australia. Rather than criticising, why don't you all make some positive suggestions so he doesn't resort to illegal means?

Pollyana Feb 23rd 2007 8:49 pm
Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 
Quite apart from the moral position regarding trying to enter illegally, and the fact that a lot of people have invested a lot of time and money to get to Aus, so why should you be any different, I should point out that BE as a site does NOT condone law breaking - either immigration or any other sort..

PS - and yes, its true, DIMA officers do prowl the site from time to time........

soldierblue Feb 23rd 2007 8:53 pm
Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 
Originally Posted by knifey_spoony (Post 4447865)
Ok im sure alot of you will disagree with this but im gonna ask anyway.Im a 21year old male from Ireland.Due to certain circumstances i lived with my grandparents right up till a year ago when they both died.As they lived in a council house i decided to remain in the house and take on the lease and eventually buy it for peanuts as i have lived there for 21 years.My mum,her husband and my younger brother(whom i have always been very close to)have decided that they would like to move to Australia.It's something i have always wanted to do and i would absolutely love to go with them.I have been working as a Tiler for 2 years but have been getting benifits on Jobseekers for a year so i could remain in my house.Being an apprentice it wasn't possible for me to afford a house earning £120 a week.As im 21 i won't be able to be included on my Mums Visa and as i haven't been working legally i won't be able to get one on my own.Is it possible to lie on your Visa?Like if i got an employer to say i have been working for them?If not is it hard to get work out there off the cards?I know this post might anger alot of people but i had to ask.
Dont some people really P**S you off!!!
Sorry take offense or not but I (like every one here) has spent thousands to do this legally and you just want to cheat your way in.
I sincerely hope that immigration do watch this site and watch out for you.
If you want to go to OZ work at it to get what you want like the rest of us.

fraser Feb 23rd 2007 8:57 pm
Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 
Originally Posted by soldierblue (Post 4449459)
Dont some people really P**S you off!!!
No not really, I went through the same as you. Doesn't mean I'd begrudge someone getting in easily, I'd think lucky them and get on with my life as it has nothing to do with me.

It's not like they'd be hurting anyone is it.

Lord Pom Percy Feb 23rd 2007 9:04 pm
Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 
Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 4449454)
Quite apart from the moral position regarding trying to enter illegally, and the fact that a lot of people have invested a lot of time and money to get to Aus, so why should you be any different, I should point out that BE as a site does NOT condone law breaking - either immigration or any other sort..

PS - and yes, its true, DIMA officers do prowl the site from time to time........
l'm an undercover DIMA officer, your all under arrest:p
Just joking.:eek:


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