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iPom Feb 23rd 2007 2:24 pm

Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 

Originally Posted by knifey_spoony (Post 4448805)
Well that is also illegal as i was renting of the council so whats the difference?


When I was that short of money, I worked two jobs.

knifey_spoony Feb 23rd 2007 2:30 pm

Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 

Originally Posted by Vin 'n Bin (Post 4448813)
Are you the only one left in your family if your family do come to Australia? Do you have other close relatives over there? If you are the only one left then there are allowances for that...to join your family who are coming to Australia. Do you have a father over there who you are in touch with?...that factor and the possibility that you have other close relatives there will prevent you from coming here.
Please do not try to come here illegally...remember what all the genuine people who have applied to come have gone through. You would find yourself on the boat back to Ireland in no time :frown: ...B.

One of the main reasons why i want to go.I will have absolutely no family left here.I come from a very small family.I have an uncle and his wife and sons but i have only ever met them a few times so once my mum leaves i will have no one.As i already said i know it will anger people but should i really stay in a country i hate and have a shit life because other people found it hard to get a visa?If there is a way i can get a visa then i will but you only get one life and i don't want to spend it in this shithole.

CasG Feb 23rd 2007 2:44 pm

Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 

Originally Posted by knifey_spoony (Post 4448838)
One of the main reasons why i want to go.I will have absolutely no family left here.I come from a very small family.I have an uncle and his wife and sons but i have only ever met them a few times so once my mum leaves i will have no one.As i already said i know it will anger people but should i really stay in a country i hate and have a shit life because other people found it hard to get a visa?If there is a way i can get a visa then i will but you only get one life and i don't want to spend it in this shithole.

Look...FFS...if you want to get a Visa...then do something about it ...do it properly.
You are just insulting the rest of us here who have worked hard to get our Visas ...and some are still in England waiting, and trying.

Selfish git.:mad:

Vin 'n Bin Feb 23rd 2007 2:51 pm

Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 

Originally Posted by iPom (Post 4448831)
Oh my, they don't put you on the boat ...;) What happens is the immigration guys burst through your door at 3am when you're asleep and arrest you on the spot whilst you're in your pj's. Then after a short spell in a cell at the airport, or waiting in the lounge (if the cell's full) handcuffed to a friendly officer waiting for your flight, they chuck you onto Garuda airlines finest (nice and inexpensive). No chance to pack, no chance to change clothing. I saw it happen to a backpacker a few years ago. :D

I know they don't 'put you on a boat' ipom :D ...it's just that I've been here 35 years and it was a 'saying' way back then ;) ...just a figure of speech. You are right in everything else you say though :) ...Bindi.

walla Feb 23rd 2007 2:52 pm

Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 
This thread is hilarious:rofl:

walla Feb 23rd 2007 2:53 pm

Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 

Originally Posted by CasG (Post 4448852)
Look...FFS...if you want to get a Visa...then do something about it ...do it properly.
You are just insulting the rest of us here who have worked hard to get our Visas ...and some are still in England waiting, and trying.

Selfish git.:mad:

Not you as well:D

I may stay in this afternoon and watch this thread develop:rofl:

iPom Feb 23rd 2007 2:53 pm

Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 
I know luv.. I was just winding up the OP. :D The guy I know who got arrested was flown back to the UK with his PJ's on. :lol: He arrived at Heathrowe with nothing. :D

Centurion Feb 23rd 2007 2:54 pm

Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 

Originally Posted by knifey_spoony (Post 4448838)
One of the main reasons why i want to go.I will have absolutely no family left here.I come from a very small family.I have an uncle and his wife and sons but i have only ever met them a few times so once my mum leaves i will have no one.As i already said i know it will anger people but should i really stay in a country i hate and have a shit life because other people found it hard to get a visa?If there is a way i can get a visa then i will but you only get one life and i don't want to spend it in this shithole.

If thats true about your family then you would qualify for a Remaining Relative Visa (Offshore) (Subclass 115)

This visa is for you if both of these apply:
you have a brother, sister, parent (or step-equivalent) who is an Australian citizen, Australian permanent resident or eligible New Zealand citizen usually resident in Australia
you and your spouse have no brothers, sisters, children, parents (or step-equivalents) other than those in Australia.

iPom Feb 23rd 2007 2:56 pm

Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 

Originally Posted by knifey_spoony (Post 4448838)
you only get one life and i don't want to spend it in this shithole.

Oh do stop yer whinging KS. The fact is you're in NI, which is part of the UK, AFAIK. Which means you have access to the whole of Europe to move to is you so wish.
Get off your bum, do some work, get a bit of life experience working abroad and then get your family to sponsor you over, presuming that is, that they like it and have stayed there.

No-one gets anything for free... I don't see why you should be any different.

CasG Feb 23rd 2007 2:56 pm

Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 

Originally Posted by walla (Post 4448872)
Not you as well:D

I may stay in this afternoon and watch this thread develop:rofl:

Yes...but I'm off to my cafe for a decent coffee in a bit ...fancy joining me?
When are you coming here for a hol...you've been saying you will for ages now :frown:

Now, if this OP got his act together,...he could do that as well.

walla Feb 23rd 2007 2:58 pm

Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 

Originally Posted by CasG (Post 4448878)
Yes...but I'm off to my cafe for a decent coffee in a bit ...fancy joining me?
When are you coming here for a hol...you've been saying you will for ages now :frown:

Now, if this OP got his act together,...he could do that as well.

All me money has gone on a trip back to the UK this year, oh and the VW Beetle I've just bought:)

Vin 'n Bin Feb 23rd 2007 2:59 pm

Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 

Originally Posted by iPom (Post 4448874)
I know luv.. I was just winding up the OP. :D The guy I know who got arrested was flown back to the UK with his PJ's on. :lol: He arrived at Heathrowe with nothing. :D

So they really do, do that? :ohmy: ...I can just imagine me arriving at Heathrow in my nightie with teddy bears on :eek: :D

knifey_spoony Feb 23rd 2007 3:00 pm

Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 

Originally Posted by Centurion (Post 4448875)
If thats true about your family then you would qualify for a Remaining Relative Visa (Offshore) (Subclass 115)

This visa is for you if both of these apply:
you have a brother, sister, parent (or step-equivalent) who is an Australian citizen, Australian permanent resident or eligible New Zealand citizen usually resident in Australia
you and your spouse have no brothers, sisters, children, parents (or step-equivalents) other than those in Australia.

Thanks alot man.:) Never knew about this.

Dorothy Feb 23rd 2007 3:00 pm

Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 

Originally Posted by Vin 'n Bin (Post 4448881)
So they really do, do that? :ohmy: ...I can just imagine me arriving at Heathrow in my nightie with teddy bears on :eek: :D

My OH doesn't wear PJs. Would they send him back in his birthday suit?

fraser Feb 23rd 2007 3:02 pm

Re: Moving To Oz Illegally
 

Originally Posted by walla (Post 4448880)
All me money has gone on a trip back to the UK this year, oh and the VW Beetle I've just bought:)

There you are:D

I don't see what the problem is, if he can get away with it good luck to him.

Here fishy, fishy:D


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