Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Aug 25th 2004 | 9:27 am
#91
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by Sandra
Continuing on a thread I am pissing myself at.......
When Aussies ask after two years here....and it is peeing down and very cold
AUS/UK
You must be used to IT?.....nope mate I had central heating!
Central HeatING?....yes radiators and double glazing?
Must of worn a lot of LAYERS THEN?.....nope T shirt and jog bottoms to walk about the whole house not just a single room.
Stewth Mate you must have had MONEY?.......Nope mate just central heating and double glazing.
.......etc etc
I love this thread I have never laughed so much.....I would pack my bags and go home if I wasn't enjoying myself here as well!!!
Cheers Sandra
When Aussies ask after two years here....and it is peeing down and very cold
AUS/UK
You must be used to IT?.....nope mate I had central heating!
Central HeatING?....yes radiators and double glazing?
Must of worn a lot of LAYERS THEN?.....nope T shirt and jog bottoms to walk about the whole house not just a single room.
Stewth Mate you must have had MONEY?.......Nope mate just central heating and double glazing.
.......etc etc
I love this thread I have never laughed so much.....I would pack my bags and go home if I wasn't enjoying myself here as well!!!
Cheers Sandra
BM
Aug 25th 2004 | 9:33 am
#92
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by Sandra
You must be used to IT?.....nope mate I had central heating!
Central HeatING?....yes radiators and double glazing?
Must of worn a lot of LAYERS THEN?.....nope T shirt and jog bottoms to walk about the whole house not just a single room.
Stewth Mate you must have had MONEY?.......Nope mate just central heating and double glazing.
Cheers Sandra
Central HeatING?....yes radiators and double glazing?
Must of worn a lot of LAYERS THEN?.....nope T shirt and jog bottoms to walk about the whole house not just a single room.
Stewth Mate you must have had MONEY?.......Nope mate just central heating and double glazing.
Cheers Sandra
Aug 25th 2004 | 9:36 am
#93
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by Boomie
maybe it describes him better..... round with a little prick 
love boomie
xx
love boomie
xx
Aug 25th 2004 | 9:38 am
#94
Rushwood, Thornlands, QLD
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by Badge
lol xx
how ya doin me old mukka? and b4 ya ask....no the slippers aren't cummin...
hope ya keepin well
love boomie
xx
Aug 25th 2004 | 9:44 am
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by Boomie
how ya doin me old mukka? and b4 ya ask....no the slippers aren't cummin...
hope ya keepin well
love boomie
xx
hope ya keepin well
love boomie
xx
Almost ready yourself?
BM
Aug 25th 2004 | 9:54 am
#96
Rushwood, Thornlands, QLD
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From: Thornlands,Bayside, Qld
Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by Badge
we're good Boomie...
Almost ready yourself?
BM
Almost ready yourself?
BM
how is terry not heard from him for ages
xx
Aug 25th 2004 | 9:58 am
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by Boomie
yeah not long now.... we fly to briz on 10th oct......
how is terry not heard from him for ages
xx
how is terry not heard from him for ages
xx
What sort of animal is short, fit and is well endowed. I feel a change of user name coming on..
BM
Aug 25th 2004 | 10:14 am
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by Badge
keeps a low profile these days...haven't seen since Pommyland.
What sort of animal is short, fit and is well endowed. I feel a change of user name coming on..
BM
What sort of animal is short, fit and is well endowed. I feel a change of user name coming on..
BM
Aug 25th 2004 | 10:46 am
#99
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Get a really expensive gas BBQ & start learning how to BBQ badly. Aussies have not got a clue how to BBQ properly. Any monkey can BBQ with gas.
Aug 25th 2004 | 10:57 am
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Stick pages from old catalogues in your post box to get used to the large amounts of adverts and flyers of specials...
(which, really, is no bad thing..)
(which, really, is no bad thing..)
Aug 25th 2004 | 10:59 am
#101
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by MikeStanton
Tip: to become a Oz 'talkback radio host'.
i) practice phrases that begin with "I say...". Eg "I say send them all back", "I say, if they don't want to work for $3 a month, let 'em starve!"
i) practice phrases that begin with "I say...". Eg "I say send them all back", "I say, if they don't want to work for $3 a month, let 'em starve!"
start any sentence with:
"Look - "
Aug 25th 2004 | 11:06 am
#102
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Go back and edit your posts over a year later to cover any mistruths you may of told.
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=156606
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=156606
Aug 25th 2004 | 1:14 pm
#103
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From: future Victorian
Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Based on my limited experience of Australian life...
Save tears later - warn the kids Veggie Mite is not a make of chocolate spread...
...also a top tip from another expat...if you are looking for accommodation, save dead cockroaches from the dodgier properties so you can drop them discretely later if faced with competition for a hot property......!
Save tears later - warn the kids Veggie Mite is not a make of chocolate spread...
...also a top tip from another expat...if you are looking for accommodation, save dead cockroaches from the dodgier properties so you can drop them discretely later if faced with competition for a hot property......!
Aug 25th 2004 | 1:18 pm
#104
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Posts: 12,469
From: Ilukapool. WA
Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Practice owning a car in Australia by taking a UK car in reasonable condition and walk around it a couple of times hitting it randomly with a claw hammer. This is what will happen to you after a few weeks of visits to the local shopping mall.
Practice giving your kids Australian names by randomly pulling letters out of a Scrabble bag until you get names like Taylah or Jaydon.
Practice giving your kids Australian names by randomly pulling letters out of a Scrabble bag until you get names like Taylah or Jaydon.
Aug 25th 2004 | 1:32 pm
#105
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by renth
Practice owning a car in Australia by taking a UK car in reasonable condition and walk around it a couple of times hitting it randomly with a claw hammer. This is what will happen to you after a few weeks of visits to the local shopping mall.
Practice giving your kids Australian names by randomly pulling letters out of a Scrabble bag until you get names like Taylah or Jaydon.
Practice giving your kids Australian names by randomly pulling letters out of a Scrabble bag until you get names like Taylah or Jaydon.
I hate those unusal (i.e. stupid) spellings of 'normal' names like Katelin, Rees, Kris, Sharyn, Mishel.
