Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
#151
Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by Pollyana
D'you know the funniest bit? Before I left I had received- by internal mail, from the boss, from the boss's secretary etc etc - no less than 4 "Exit Questionaires" - since leaving I have had another 3 through the post! I figure they REALLY want my views, so today I filled four pages of A4 with my unvarnished views of the company and my former boss and posted them to Human Resources quick before I got cold feet........
Oh, you better let us know if you get reply/reaction!
#152
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by Simone
Oh, very good! Brilliant!
Oh, you better let us know if you get reply/reaction!
Oh, you better let us know if you get reply/reaction!
#153
Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
To get used to the Aussie rubbish tip system:
-when clearing out your UK house in prep for the big move, each time you go to the rubbish tip, give the guy on the gate a fiver
-if you haven't got a fiver, just dump your rubbish and all your unwamted household junk along the side of the road somewhere
-when clearing out your UK house in prep for the big move, each time you go to the rubbish tip, give the guy on the gate a fiver
-if you haven't got a fiver, just dump your rubbish and all your unwamted household junk along the side of the road somewhere
#154
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by HiddenPaw
To get used to the Aussie rubbish tip system:
-when clearing out your UK house in prep for the big move, each time you go to the rubbish tip, give the guy on the gate a fiver
-if you haven't got a fiver, just dump your rubbish and all your unwamted household junk along the side of the road somewhere
-when clearing out your UK house in prep for the big move, each time you go to the rubbish tip, give the guy on the gate a fiver
-if you haven't got a fiver, just dump your rubbish and all your unwamted household junk along the side of the road somewhere
#155
Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by Pollyana
And once a year take all your broken electrical stuff, pieces of furniture etc and put them by the side of the street outside your house, if possible completely blocking the pavement, in the forlorn hope that the council will remove it all before the local kids spread it all acrooss the road
Simulate Australian kerbside recyling by leaving a box of old newspapers and all the other crap you get in your mailbox, plus a dozen pizza boxes, on the pavement outside your house for 2 weeks. Get all the neighbours to do the same. When two weeks is up and no one's been to collect it, take it to the tip. With a fiver.
#156
Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by Ceri
Simone, to get a job in a Qld bakery you have to say this below:
How are yous today? ( shop assistant)
( good thanks, and how are yous) ( me trying to blend in..lol)
what can I get you?
( blah blah blah.. a cob thanks - and can you slice for me)
Sees you laters ( shop assistant)
( me: sees you laters).. me cringing at my s's .. and no intention of literally seeing the shop assistant later..s
cheers
How are yous today? ( shop assistant)
( good thanks, and how are yous) ( me trying to blend in..lol)
what can I get you?
( blah blah blah.. a cob thanks - and can you slice for me)
Sees you laters ( shop assistant)
( me: sees you laters).. me cringing at my s's .. and no intention of literally seeing the shop assistant later..s
cheers
This thread is great I've learnt heaps!
Can someone tell me BTW is (new to all this)
#157
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by DebraH
Sounds like Reading, Berks all the yous..
This thread is great I've learnt heaps!
Can someone tell me BTW is (new to all this)
This thread is great I've learnt heaps!
Can someone tell me BTW is (new to all this)
G
#158
Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Get used to the choice of cars by only visiting 2 dealerships.
Your either a Ford man or a Holden man. Women don't figure in this at all
Visit Lanzarote to get used to dry, arid, barren Qld
Get up to go to work in the middle of the night so you get more done before the sun fries your brain.
Go to a restaurant you have never eaten in before and insist on paying for the food first.
Drive to the next county just to buy a takaway.
Fill your tank to the brim drive until it's half empty then return home after an 8 hour day and tell everyone how much cheaper the fuel is in Australia.
Your either a Ford man or a Holden man. Women don't figure in this at all
Visit Lanzarote to get used to dry, arid, barren Qld
Get up to go to work in the middle of the night so you get more done before the sun fries your brain.
Go to a restaurant you have never eaten in before and insist on paying for the food first.
Drive to the next county just to buy a takaway.
Fill your tank to the brim drive until it's half empty then return home after an 8 hour day and tell everyone how much cheaper the fuel is in Australia.
#159
Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
If applying for a spouse visa make sure you do not fall for a slapper/player (delete as required)! Ensure that they know what the following words mean: faithful, honesty, integrity, decency
Regards
David
Regards
David
#160
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Take the tiles off your roof and replace with corrugated metal. Then get some local kids to use their catapults to constantly fire gravel or frozen peas on to it so that you can get used to sleeping when it rains hard.
G
G
#161
Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by Grayling
Take the tiles off your roof and replace with corrugated metal. Then get some local kids to use their catapults to constantly fire gravel or frozen peas on to it so that you can get used to sleeping when it rains hard.
G
G
This thread is just the BEST. I am realising how much I miss the British sense of humour now, lucky I have got a couple of Brit mates out here
#162
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Before you go to Australia catch several British house spiders. Then paint a red spot on a third of them, a white spot on a third and leave the others 'au naturelle'.
Then release them all in your house and start to practice swatting the ones with the colours on.
G
Then release them all in your house and start to practice swatting the ones with the colours on.
G
#163
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by swiss tony
If applying for a spouse visa make sure you do not fall for a slapper/player (delete as required)! Ensure that they know what the following words mean: faithful, honesty, integrity, decency
Regards
David
Regards
David
Glad to see above all else you have kept your sense of humour - keep posting
Jill
#164
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Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Originally Posted by Grayling
Take the tiles off your roof and replace with corrugated metal. Then get some local kids to use their catapults to constantly fire gravel or frozen peas on to it so that you can get used to sleeping when it rains hard.
G
G
But don't forget to build the walls out of cardboard so you can hear the neighbours TV
Jill
#165
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 1,277
Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..
Get someone to dim the lights every time you put the kettle on.