You were there I presume?

Best done little by little - wouldn't want to kill - unlikely though it seems, you might make Australian given time.

Hardly possible to disgrace Briton is it?

Fabricated from diverse sources.

Now should that have read "Hardly possible to disgrace a Briton is it?"

or "Hardly possible to disgrace Britain is it?"

You're confusing me. I know its an easy thing to do to us thick Brits, but if you plan to educate us in the errors of our ways then you will have to learn to speak slower...and possibly shout a little as well.

So you have nothing then?

Surely you could at least have pointed me at those two great Aussie books
"1001 things you can do with a fishing rod" and the political masterpiece
"Carlton or VB. A nation decides"

Nor, by the same token possible to disgrace Ostrelia

OK, you asked for it, lets see if you survive. "Ethnocentric Britons, go home, stay home and shove the hubris."

Oh yes it is. Emigrating from Australia is way beyond redemption.

Unwilling as you are to accept Britains role in shaping Australia, and unpalateable as it is to you, the thought of a foreign idea being utilized down under...........did the Australian nation start from scratch with the first settlers, or did they already have the advantage of 18th century technology??? Did you decimate Aboriginal populations with sharpened mangoes or guns? Oasis did an album called 'standing on the shoulders of giants' once you know

gold, pure gold

...and you, go to your room, collect your Teddy bear and mummy will be along to tuck you in later.

, good work with the passenger list, I nearly pissed myself at the reply

You can almost visualize the rain falling on his parade.

Seriously, you've got issues Dude.