I got asked.....
May 6th 2010 | 6:19 am
#151
Senior Member
Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 2,913
From: Manhattan
Re: I got asked.....
It's funny how when I was 13 I looked about 18 and now it's the opposite. I still get ID' some places.Anyway. Looks eventually fade.
May 6th 2010 | 6:47 am
#152
WTF?
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 79,866
From: Homeostasis
Re: I got asked.....
A male suitor was once so paralyzed by my beauty he requested that I cover my face with a bag during sex.
A street artist, so enraptured that he had to stop what he was doing and sketch me right there and then, rendered this likeness of me recently:
A street artist, so enraptured that he had to stop what he was doing and sketch me right there and then, rendered this likeness of me recently:
May 6th 2010 | 7:23 am
#154
Heading for Poppyland
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 17,529
From: North Norfolk and northern New York State
Re: I got asked.....
That was **YOU** ??????????
May 6th 2010 | 7:27 am
#156
Heading for Poppyland
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 17,529
From: North Norfolk and northern New York State
May 6th 2010 | 7:39 am
#157
Forum Regular
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 106
From: UK
Re: I got asked.....
I've been going back and forth to the US for almost 8 years now (my OH lives there). One summer's day, sitting by the pool, this lady came up to me and asked:
Where are you from? .....
The UK (I replied)
OMG did you know Diana? ...
Well, I actually met her once....
OMG do you know Princess Fergie.....
No, I haven't met her...
Your english is very good, do they speak english in the UK?....
erm...yeah
Do you play the violin?.....
No, I don't
Are you the pool cleaner?
No.....I'm visiting my boyfriend and he lives here!!
Oh, ok, so you're not a Nanny?; I thought maybe I could ask you to look after my son!!
Without a word of a lie, that was our conversation. Suffice to say, I gave her a wide berth any time I set eyes upon her!!
Where are you from? .....
The UK (I replied)
OMG did you know Diana? ...
Well, I actually met her once....
OMG do you know Princess Fergie.....
No, I haven't met her...
Your english is very good, do they speak english in the UK?....
erm...yeah
Do you play the violin?.....
No, I don't
Are you the pool cleaner?
No.....I'm visiting my boyfriend and he lives here!!
Oh, ok, so you're not a Nanny?; I thought maybe I could ask you to look after my son!!
Without a word of a lie, that was our conversation. Suffice to say, I gave her a wide berth any time I set eyes upon her!!
May 6th 2010 | 7:50 am
#158
Last orders please...
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 6,154
From: Way down deep in the middle of the Jungle..
May 6th 2010 | 7:54 am
#159
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 35,082
Re: I got asked.....
May 6th 2010 | 11:57 am
#161
Sursum corda
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 38,860
From: Richmond Hill, GA USA
Re: I got asked.....
Less is more! Well ladies if any of you come to NYC I will give you a makeup lesson! By the way. Back to the English topic. I had to call cable recently becuase the morons didn't update my credit card info properly. The guy on the other end had a heavy Asian accent and I could barely understand him and he was reading fom a script. After I explained that they didn't update the info on my credit card experation date and gave him the info he went back to saying "so how can I help you today!" Even though I have a basic East Coast accent and people are surprised I'm from New York He said he couldn't understand me! I asked for a supervisor!
May 6th 2010 | 1:05 pm
#163
Sursum corda
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 38,860
From: Richmond Hill, GA USA
Re: I got asked.....
also he exaggerated my bellybutton!!
May 6th 2010 | 6:14 pm
#165
Senior Member
Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 2,913
From: Manhattan
Re: I got asked.....
Our baby Molly!
