I AM CLUELESS
Dec 10th 2008 | 1:20 pm
#77
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Re: I AM CLUELESS
You mentioned contacting the press, have you thought about calling the UK press i.e the tabloids? I.e you give them the story of how crappy BA are (as well as how apparently lax US security is) and they in return give you a ticket home whilst making themselves look wonderful for bringing a brit back to the motherland for xmas (I can imagine the daily mail and Sun loving this story).
If not national you could always try something like the Yorkshire post or one of the Bradford papers (?)
Sophie
If not national you could always try something like the Yorkshire post or one of the Bradford papers (?)
Sophie
Dec 10th 2008 | 1:21 pm
#78
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Re: I AM CLUELESS
Sounds like some under the table work and the cheapest ticket you can find.
Dec 10th 2008 | 1:22 pm
#80
Peace onion
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Re: I AM CLUELESS
You guys were pretty quick to pick some avatar pics... See, there's your problem. Your priorities are wrong.
Dec 10th 2008 | 1:25 pm
#81
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Re: I AM CLUELESS
What is your relationship to SputumSucker? Is SputumSucker a female?
How do you know each other? Is she a US citizen?
What treatment was given? What was the nature of the fall?
Obviously, you don't want to get deported 'cause you'll bugger up your future chances. Please answer every one of my questions. Then I will believe you.
How do you know each other? Is she a US citizen?
What treatment was given? What was the nature of the fall?
Obviously, you don't want to get deported 'cause you'll bugger up your future chances. Please answer every one of my questions. Then I will believe you.
The little pink female sign near my information would lead to believe i have an inny, not an outy, and thus I am female.
We know each other as I met him London (Westminster City) in a Pub 3 yrs ago when I was traveling abroad.
The nature of the fall was man vs. a flight of lineoleum stairs.
The culprit: 2 stupid Weimaraners that slobber all over said stairs and linoleum when drinking from their water dishes. There is now a large throw rug under said water dishes, to avoid a repeat incident of the sort.
Treatment at the ER were x-rays, pain meds, a sling, and a pleasant 8 hours of watching television and praying the man next to us would stop peeking his head under the curtain and being nosey.
Oh, and approximately 3 visits from persons concerning form of payments available, my contact information, his contact information, insurance (or lack thereof) documentation, and general clerical BS.
Dec 10th 2008 | 1:26 pm
#82
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Re: I AM CLUELESS
So next time i need a shit should i do it in a bucket next to me?
That way i can focus all my time on my problem and not lose my priorities.
Hell it took me 2 mins to do this reply.
Is that distracting me from my problem?
I guess it is, so it MUST be all your fault then?
Dec 10th 2008 | 1:27 pm
#83
Peace onion
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From: Denver
Re: I AM CLUELESS
Sputumsucker (myself) is a friend.
The little pink female sign near my information would lead to believe i have an inny, not an outy, and thus I am female.
We know each other as I met him London (Westminster City) in a Pub 3 yrs ago when I was traveling abroad.
The nature of the fall was man vs. a flight of lineoleum stairs.
The culprit: 2 stupid Weimaraners that slobber all over said stairs and linoleum when drinking from their water dishes. There is now a large throw rug under said water dishes, to avoid a repeat incident of the sort.
Treatment at the ER were x-rays, pain meds, a sling, and a pleasant 8 hours of watching television and praying the man next to us would stop peeking his head under the curtain and being nosey.
Oh, and approximately 3 visits from persons concerning form of payments available, my contact information, his contact information, insurance (or lack thereof) documentation, and general clerical BS.
The little pink female sign near my information would lead to believe i have an inny, not an outy, and thus I am female.
We know each other as I met him London (Westminster City) in a Pub 3 yrs ago when I was traveling abroad.
The nature of the fall was man vs. a flight of lineoleum stairs.
The culprit: 2 stupid Weimaraners that slobber all over said stairs and linoleum when drinking from their water dishes. There is now a large throw rug under said water dishes, to avoid a repeat incident of the sort.
Treatment at the ER were x-rays, pain meds, a sling, and a pleasant 8 hours of watching television and praying the man next to us would stop peeking his head under the curtain and being nosey.
Oh, and approximately 3 visits from persons concerning form of payments available, my contact information, his contact information, insurance (or lack thereof) documentation, and general clerical BS.
Last edited by Octang Frye; Dec 10th 2008 at 1:29 pm.
Dec 10th 2008 | 1:29 pm
#84
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From: Plano, TX
Re: I AM CLUELESS
"Help, help, I'm stuck in a foreign country, penniless, an illegal alien... and here's a little picture of me in a silly ****ing hat!"
I still find it IMPOSSIBLE to believe that a grown man cannot get British Airways to resolve this issue. So impossible, in fact, that I still say BOLLOCKS.
How can anyone be such a victim that they can't get a full-price return ticket honored? FFS, grow a pair mate.
Dec 10th 2008 | 1:30 pm
#85
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From: The Mitten State
Re: I AM CLUELESS
Maybe I could shag him all the way home?
What bearing could it possibly have on the case, numpty?
What bearing could it possibly have on the case, numpty?
Dec 10th 2008 | 1:31 pm
#86
Peace onion
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Re: I AM CLUELESS
You got that right!
"Help, help, I'm stuck in a foreign country, penniless, an illegal alien... and here's a little picture of me in a silly ****ing hat!"
I still find it IMPOSSIBLE to believe that a grown man cannot get British Airways to resolve this issue. So impossible, in fact, that I still say BOLLOCKS.
How can anyone be such a victim that they can't get a full-price return ticket honored? FFS, grow a pair mate.
"Help, help, I'm stuck in a foreign country, penniless, an illegal alien... and here's a little picture of me in a silly ****ing hat!"
I still find it IMPOSSIBLE to believe that a grown man cannot get British Airways to resolve this issue. So impossible, in fact, that I still say BOLLOCKS.
How can anyone be such a victim that they can't get a full-price return ticket honored? FFS, grow a pair mate.
Dec 10th 2008 | 1:33 pm
#88
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From: Plano, TX
Re: I AM CLUELESS
You wait. He'll be telling you how cold and uncomfortable the sofa is next, just mark my words...
Dec 10th 2008 | 1:34 pm
#89
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Re: I AM CLUELESS
You got that right!
"Help, help, I'm stuck in a foreign country, penniless, an illegal alien... and here's a little picture of me in a silly ****ing hat!"
I still find it IMPOSSIBLE to believe that a grown man cannot get British Airways to resolve this issue. So impossible, in fact, that I still say BOLLOCKS.
How can anyone be such a victim that they can't get a full-price return ticket honored? FFS, grow a pair mate.
"Help, help, I'm stuck in a foreign country, penniless, an illegal alien... and here's a little picture of me in a silly ****ing hat!"
I still find it IMPOSSIBLE to believe that a grown man cannot get British Airways to resolve this issue. So impossible, in fact, that I still say BOLLOCKS.
How can anyone be such a victim that they can't get a full-price return ticket honored? FFS, grow a pair mate.
BA will not help me i have contacted them, my friend has contacted them and they said they wont help as i was not admitted into hospital.
So you think i am bullshitting well yay for you.
But i am not like i said before i have better things to do with my time than sit here and make up a pointless thread
Dec 10th 2008 | 1:34 pm
#90
Peace onion
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Posts: 5,686
From: Denver
Re: I AM CLUELESS
A multi-pronged assault to get to the bottom of the Curious Case of the Crippled Traveler.
