Aye, I'm an RRT - Respiratory Therapist. Thus, I spend my days, in said hospital, sucking sputum from endotracheal tubes and the such.

Mmmm. Nothing goes well on toast quite like Lung Butter.

You should try it sometime. Much tastier than Marmite I must admit!!

Just get married and roll the dice?

A winnar is you!

Hell of a good plan but my soon to be ex wife might be a little angry, and the soon to be ex wife comment tells you just how much she wants to help me.

when i asked her for help i received a e-mail full of laughter.

I took that as a no.

Alright, I might kick in $10 for the entertainment value of this thread. Rushman, is that you?

craigslist then?

PMSL - wise man!

Here's my idea. Go to walmart, buy a gun and then go and try and rob a 7-11. Make sure the police arrive and arrest you. Then you'll be deported back to the UK, unless you're institutionalized in a home for the mentally challenged...... Either way its a free ticket home....

OK. I'm going to hang on in there and still call this bullshit.

SputumSucker, are you posting from the public library too?

darn, you beat me by a minute.

No, I'm posting from the HP Pavillion in my office.

I didn't think where the posts were coming from were really pertinent to how he is going to manage to get home.

I forgot how inane conversations can be come online.

The story here isn't bullshit.....But thanks for nothing.

Now if you were on a Mac, you would have received much more help.....

LOL dude i have better things to do with my time than sit here and start a bullshit thread, do u want a copy of my visa? the hospital report?

But think what you will.

No, but I might send money to see the x-rays of the lower part of your body....

Think as you wish. Just looking for some real ideas here...

Lol i dont know how to answer that.