call GMTV - they will fly you home, give you a make over (!!) and then make you sit on their sofa and tell them all about your problems.... I have the number and email address of the LA producer if you want to give that ago?!

YOU, my darling are a genius!!!

Thank you, I do understand why some people think i am on a wind up.

But to link my unwillingness to take a friend to court to me being a beggar is just stupid.

But i will say it one more time this is not a wind up.

My story has not changed from my first post, and my friend came on to explain the situation, yet people still think its a wind up.

I dont care if they call me or e-mail me they will get the same story

But thank you all the same

hell yes, i mailed the sun the mirror express mail and my local papers in the uk

I know!!! That is honestly what I would do. GMTV would love a story like this. Not only would you get a free trip home - they would prob let you travel first class and give you 500 quid to spent on a shopping trip in Debenhams (if you dont mind modelling it for them!!) - and as long as you problem to sit on their sofa looking very upset and crying on cue!!

Lol i will try my best but it might have to be the big and tall shop,

if i can have the e-mail address, or you can e-mail them for me what ever you think is the best

Pack your bag and go and talk to them at the BA check-in desk at your nearest airport. Be polite but firm. They'll put you in an empty seat as long as you don't get weird or aggressive with them.

they seriously would!! .. and EnglishIdiot.. we genuinely have got the GMTV producers number in LA.. cross my heart and hope to die!

that was going to be my next move

another thought - have you contacted your local MP back in the UK?? I would do that as well.

GMTV and the tabloids it is then!

then e-mail them about this as i really am at a loss when the department of homeland security tell you to contact the local press you wonder if it is your year

sorry about what i said before but i am stressed about this.

I never thought it would be so hard to get thrown out of a country, football fans dont have a problem.

He's just an attention seeker. The airline that brought him out gets saddled with the bill for sending him back if he's deported anyway. So it's in their interests to get him out of here.

FFS, there's no fucking story here.

Take the advice you've been given. Go to the airport, present yourself at the BA desk, tell them the tale you've told us (with relevant documentation) and they'll get you on a flight. It may not be the first flight, but they'll get you home.

End of fucking story. Talk about turning a drama into a crisis!