Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas

AHa! What you dont realise is I have my storm-trooper-ski-nazis with shoulder mounted rocket launchers and dry ice powered jet packs waiting to fly hopelessly through air and land head first in various snowdrifts and tall pine trees whilst shooting random rockets into unsuspecting cafe bars causing mayhem amongst the tourists and angry gesticulations from the French/Swiss/Austrian bar owners dressed in leiderhosen and aprons! Even if you make is past the pathetic guards dressed in WW2 german army uniforms then I shall have no choice but to chase your rusty British sports car with its unlikelly squealing types and speeded up film round bends with my Russian Soldiers in their Trabants that can all keep up with a sports car yet leave the road in amusing ways with accompanying screams causing the driver to have nothing more serious than small bruise covered in tomato ketchup on his forehead all the time firing submachine guns and nearly running over mothers with push chairs and old men playing dominos in the street. AND YOU WONT HABE GOT MY BISTO GRAVY GRANULES. What do you say to that?

Originally Posted by rushman

I "USED" to like James Bond movies

Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas

See my previous post. As usual we have a case of stroppy yank on the defensive when we dare to say anything vaguely negative about this great land.

PS She lived in Harrogate for 5 years and knows all there is to know about living in britain. An veritable Anglophile. I am humbled to learn for instance that I couldnt drive from Harrogate to Leeds in about 20 minutes a few months ago. Anyway, thats another story.

Originally Posted by gruffbrown

Never seen one...

Originally Posted by AmerLisa

Are we degrading to name calling now? Is there somewhere that said I couldn't have an opinion of anything? And I suppose you've lived here in the US years and years and you're so fully aware of everything the WHOLE country has to offer. You've probably never lived life out of your swampy Florida and are not aware of anything but that (hence all of the Floridian threads you respond to.)

To sum things up, say whatever you please, but if you're going to make gross generalisations that may not be true, I'll probably be there to call you on it. That goes for you and the smartass....

Originally Posted by rushman

You jest?

Originally Posted by gruffbrown

Yes

Originally Posted by rushman

I "USED" to like James Bond movies

Originally Posted by AmerLisa

Are we degrading to name calling now? Is there somewhere that said I couldn't have an opinion of anything? And I suppose you've lived here in the US years and years and you're so fully aware of everything the WHOLE country has to offer. You've probably never lived life out of your swampy Florida and are not aware of anything but that (hence all of the Floridian threads you respond to.)

To sum things up, say whatever you please, but if you're going to make gross generalisations that may not be true, I'll probably be there to call you on it. That goes for you and the smartass....

Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas

Although there may be a stalemate on the midget front.

Originally Posted by NJ_Dave

They all moved to New Jersey (to the town of Edgewater, to be precise)

Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas

Yes. No, heaven forbid. No. No. Yes. No. I've lived in other places, but yes I live in Florida hence all the Floridian threads I respond to.

Ok.
Er, Ok.

I think.

Either way the NHS is far better than the crap and expensive imperialistic and corrupt health care system here.

And Americans are fatter on the whole than the British. Although there may be a stalemate on the midget front.

Originally Posted by rushman

Don't argue with her, she's been to Harrogate!!!

Originally Posted by rushman

I remember a guy I knew once (18 stones) telling me that his fat arse was due to his "metabolism". Told me that as he ate 2 full English breakfasts.