cindyabs

Because just maybe, they have hardened themselves against it.

Angry White Pyjamas

I'll come over there and slap you with my wave if you;re not careful.

Im guessing it wasnt a female naked body?

Angry White Pyjamas

ROFL. Nice.

Angry White Pyjamas

I dunno. We all tend to wander round with a few extra pounds dangling away and nowt wrong in that, but sometimes I do wonder how people manage to get into the 300lb plus category. It cant be comfortable no matter what anyone says.

gruffbrown

Ahh we meet again, Mr slightly smug millionaire with an eye patch aboard your floating gin palace cunningly disguised as a rowing boat, luckily I received an airdrop of essential supplies last night, including Martini and a new bit of totty and I will see you with my pound of BACK bacon.

cindyabs

I would say it wasn't comfortable nor healthy goodness knows-just that people can be cruel.

AmerLisa

Sorry, I did say I wasn't going to respond to one of your threads again....oh well.

Am I the only one that's read the reports of obese people in Britain? And how they're the fattest nation in Europe? Along with more teen pregnancies in the world (bet that puts a dink in where taxes go each and every year ) But I suppose "Only in Britain", doesn't have as good a ring to it. Or maybe its just better to laugh at someone else without looking at what "state" your home country is in....

And don't take offence dear, I'm gearing up for my MIL's twice yearly visit here very soon.

britvic

Here we go againe Just knew it was too good to be true.

AmerLisa

I know, sorry. I did try though....I just can't stand the blaring generalisations.....certainly my fault. You just go ahead and keep making them dear, and I'll try and ignore them.

Angry White Pyjamas

Back Bacon you say? You impecably dressed even after a fist fight and well coiffured man of international cunning and intrigue yet whose name and face is known to all. Curses! I will immediately dispatch my new secret weapon cunningly disguised as large pacific island yet hollowed out to contain a vast array of improbable vehicles all manned by identical action man like figures dressed in bright orange jumpsuits whos only role in life is to die in horrible but amusing ways while you run around throwing grenades and firing your pistol. And dont even think of calling in the marines on abseiling ropes as we both know they will have nothing more than a cameo role taking the bullets meant for you and then falling to their screaming deaths in the shark infested waters below.

Angry White Pyjamas

Cruel as kids in a playground....human nature. Doesnt make it any nicer but there it is no matter how much PC spin we attempt to put on things.

Angry White Pyjamas

Um eh?

"The United States has the highest teen pregnancy rate in the western world, despite the fact that our teens are not more sexually active than Swedish teens, or Canadian teens, or British teens.

Fact: One million teens in the USA will become pregnant over the next twelve months. Ninety-five percent of those pregnancies are unintended. About one third will end in abortion; one third will end in spontaneous miscarriage; and one third will continue their pregnancy to term and keep their baby.

More than half of them are 17 years old or younger when they have their first pregnancy.

Approximately 40 percent of young women become pregnant before they reach 20 years old.

The United States of America has double the adolescent pregnancy and birth rates of any other industrialized country."

http://www.coolnurse.com/teen_pregnancy_rates.htm

Check please!

gruffbrown

I will of course see you at the casino table, Mr Crisp white Tuxedo with 2 beautiful yet non speaking part women attached to your arm, and we shall exchange pleasantries and knowing glances, while you bet $50,000 on the roll of a dice, while I sip my Martini (shaken not stirred) and tell the large growing crowd of excited extras that I am really a not so secret agent for the British government, a cunning plan ....no?

AmerLisa

Is he interested in part women? What's the other part? I do hope its nothing that would bite that arm off their attached to.

cindyabs

maybe a camel?