British Football thread
Apr 28th 2004, 8:49 am
#1711
Through the square window
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 2,723
Originally posted by mattbutt
I like this one Webbie,
The entire cast of all the Big Brothers, Survivors and espically that twat from Airport, oh and the twat from the building society advert - who gives you extra....
I like this one Webbie,
The entire cast of all the Big Brothers, Survivors and espically that twat from Airport, oh and the twat from the building society advert - who gives you extra....
Don't show all your cards at once.
Pick one name.
Apr 28th 2004, 8:50 am
#1712
@matthewb76
Joined: Jul 2003
Location: Missouri
Posts: 21,886
Originally posted by Webbie
Not a very good poker player then Matt.
Don't show all your cards at once.
Pick one name.
Not a very good poker player then Matt.
Don't show all your cards at once.
Pick one name.
Apr 28th 2004, 8:53 am
#1713
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 636
Official Warning Officialy taken...sorry webbie...wont do it again
Jordan
Jordan
Apr 28th 2004, 8:54 am
#1715
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 636
Anyone from Pop Idol,
God this is too easy
God this is too easy
Apr 28th 2004, 9:05 am
#1716
Through the square window
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 2,723
Originally posted by mattbutt
Jordan
Jordan
Originally posted by mattbutt
Robbie from eastenders
Robbie from eastenders
I should take this outside or to the lounge anyway.
Originally posted by Doctor Scrumpy
Newport County 0 Havant & Waterlooville 2.
Cue large intake of alcohol as we celebrate promotion to Conference 2 next season. Not up there with Arsenal or the rags, but it means so much more when u follow your home town club.
Newport County 0 Havant & Waterlooville 2.
Cue large intake of alcohol as we celebrate promotion to Conference 2 next season. Not up there with Arsenal or the rags, but it means so much more when u follow your home town club.
Don't know about a promotion, more of a restructuring.
Barrow AFC have been moved to Conference North.
Copy and past from their website:
Conference North & South Play-Off Format
Below are details of how the play-offs for the remaining places work:
UniBond Automatic Qualification:
Teams finishing 1st to 13th : Hucknall Town, Droylsden, Barrow, Alfreton Town, Harrogate Town, Southport, Worksop Town, Lancaster City, Vauxhall Motors, Gainsborough Trinity, Stalybridge Celtic
Altrincham, Runcorn FC Halton
Play-off for ONE remaining place:
Quarter-Finals- Tuesday
Ashton United v Hyde United
Marine v Burscough
Whitby Town v Radcliffe Borough
Wednesday
Bradford Park Avenue v Spennymoor United
Semi-Finals - Saturday
1. Ashton United / Hyde United v Bradford Park Avenue / Spennymoor United
2. Whitby Town / Radcliffe Borough v Marine / Burscough
Final Bank Holiday - Monday
Winners 1 v Winners 2
Isthmian League Automatic Qualification
Teams finishing 2nd to 13th
Play Offs for TWO remaining places:
Game 1 – Champions 1st Div North v Champions 1st Div South – lots to decide venue
Game 2 – 14th v Winner Game 1
Game 3 – 15th v 20th
Game 4 – 16th v 19th
Game 5 – 17th v 18th
Game 6 – Winner Game 2 v Winner Game 5
Game 7 – Winner Game 3 v Winner Game 4
Winners of Games 6 & 7 qualify for Conference South (or North if appropriate)
Southern League Automatic Qualification
Teams finishing 2nd to 13th
Play-offs for final TWO places
Game 1 – Champions 1st Div East v Champions 1st Div West – lots to decide venue
Game 2 – 15th v 18th
Game 3 – 16th v 17th
Game 4 – 14th receives a bye
Game 5 – 14th v Winner Game 1
Game 6 – Winner Game 2 v Winner Game 3
Winners of Games 5 & 6 qualify for Conference South or North as appropriate
Relegated From Conference
Leigh RMI & Northwich Victoria
Below are details of how the play-offs for the remaining places work:
UniBond Automatic Qualification:
Teams finishing 1st to 13th : Hucknall Town, Droylsden, Barrow, Alfreton Town, Harrogate Town, Southport, Worksop Town, Lancaster City, Vauxhall Motors, Gainsborough Trinity, Stalybridge Celtic
Altrincham, Runcorn FC Halton
Play-off for ONE remaining place:
Quarter-Finals- Tuesday
Ashton United v Hyde United
Marine v Burscough
Whitby Town v Radcliffe Borough
Wednesday
Bradford Park Avenue v Spennymoor United
Semi-Finals - Saturday
1. Ashton United / Hyde United v Bradford Park Avenue / Spennymoor United
2. Whitby Town / Radcliffe Borough v Marine / Burscough
Final Bank Holiday - Monday
Winners 1 v Winners 2
Isthmian League Automatic Qualification
Teams finishing 2nd to 13th
Play Offs for TWO remaining places:
Game 1 – Champions 1st Div North v Champions 1st Div South – lots to decide venue
Game 2 – 14th v Winner Game 1
Game 3 – 15th v 20th
Game 4 – 16th v 19th
Game 5 – 17th v 18th
Game 6 – Winner Game 2 v Winner Game 5
Game 7 – Winner Game 3 v Winner Game 4
Winners of Games 6 & 7 qualify for Conference South (or North if appropriate)
Southern League Automatic Qualification
Teams finishing 2nd to 13th
Play-offs for final TWO places
Game 1 – Champions 1st Div East v Champions 1st Div West – lots to decide venue
Game 2 – 15th v 18th
Game 3 – 16th v 17th
Game 4 – 14th receives a bye
Game 5 – 14th v Winner Game 1
Game 6 – Winner Game 2 v Winner Game 3
Winners of Games 5 & 6 qualify for Conference South or North as appropriate
Relegated From Conference
Leigh RMI & Northwich Victoria
Apr 28th 2004, 9:14 am
#1717
BE Forum Addict
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 2,894
Bizarre as teams from the Southern League go into the Northern sectiom. Stafford Rangers should be ok, but we were looking & thought teams as far south as Aylesbury area could be in the Northern half.
Apr 28th 2004, 11:09 am
#1718
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Posts: 636
!!!Emergency!!!!
I cant find my Arsenal Shirt, last time I know I had it was when we lost to Man U. Im going back to the UK for a week on Friday so I really need it.
Im worried I did something drastic...I only live in a one bedroom apartment so it cant be far? I reckon its those bastards that take my socks....
I cant find my Arsenal Shirt, last time I know I had it was when we lost to Man U. Im going back to the UK for a week on Friday so I really need it.
Im worried I did something drastic...I only live in a one bedroom apartment so it cant be far? I reckon its those bastards that take my socks....
Apr 28th 2004, 1:30 pm
#1719
Through the square window
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 2,723
Tomorrow's Sun
"*Ozzy Osbourne calls his daughter a "fücking trollop" for walking about with her chest on show a lot.
*Kirsty Gallagher pictured completing a calendar shoot in a bikini.
*Inside the Big Brother new house. Looks like a builder with a picture phone has made a little cash - a unisex big bedroom, with sliding partition, an outside jacuzzi, pool, love nest and mudbath. One of the 40 shortlisted is apparently a Romanian asylum-seeker who has an 'unusual sense of humour'. No chickens or allotment, it seems.
*Ally Ross: Prick
*An unfortunate motorist pranged Gerard Houllier's XKR outside Liverpool's training ground.
*Brian Harvey, formerly of E17, is on suicide watch in a clinic, suffering from depression.
*Take That are to refomrm for a one-off live performance plus some interviews - but without Robbie Williams.
*Amanda Holden has been making producers' ears bleed with her recording efforts. She is to release the Leann Rimes song "How do I live?"
*Corrs drummer Caroline is expecting a baby.
*Alfie Moon is to shock Albert Square by having an affair with Kat's sister, Little Mo.
*A TV show has prompted outrage because the contestants can win a baby. A teenage mum interviews five childless couples to adopt her son Ryan. (See other thread on this forum for details)
*Centre pages: How the female celebs are becoming increasingly orange because of fake tan.
*George and Lynne: The pair, fully clothed, console their actor friend."
Final, final...final word on Bigot Ron from the man himself =>
http://www.blogfc.com/ron.mp3
(right click and "Save Target As..")
"*Ozzy Osbourne calls his daughter a "fücking trollop" for walking about with her chest on show a lot.
*Kirsty Gallagher pictured completing a calendar shoot in a bikini.
*Inside the Big Brother new house. Looks like a builder with a picture phone has made a little cash - a unisex big bedroom, with sliding partition, an outside jacuzzi, pool, love nest and mudbath. One of the 40 shortlisted is apparently a Romanian asylum-seeker who has an 'unusual sense of humour'. No chickens or allotment, it seems.
*Ally Ross: Prick
*An unfortunate motorist pranged Gerard Houllier's XKR outside Liverpool's training ground.
*Brian Harvey, formerly of E17, is on suicide watch in a clinic, suffering from depression.
*Take That are to refomrm for a one-off live performance plus some interviews - but without Robbie Williams.
*Amanda Holden has been making producers' ears bleed with her recording efforts. She is to release the Leann Rimes song "How do I live?"
*Corrs drummer Caroline is expecting a baby.
*Alfie Moon is to shock Albert Square by having an affair with Kat's sister, Little Mo.
*A TV show has prompted outrage because the contestants can win a baby. A teenage mum interviews five childless couples to adopt her son Ryan. (See other thread on this forum for details)
*Centre pages: How the female celebs are becoming increasingly orange because of fake tan.
*George and Lynne: The pair, fully clothed, console their actor friend."
Final, final...final word on Bigot Ron from the man himself =>
http://www.blogfc.com/ron.mp3
(right click and "Save Target As..")
Apr 29th 2004, 12:40 am
#1720
@matthewb76
Joined: Jul 2003
Location: Missouri
Posts: 21,886
trivia
What do the following have in common:
Everton, Manchester United, Leeds, West Ham, Blackpool, Liverpool, Leicester, Fulham
answers on a postcard.
Everton, Manchester United, Leeds, West Ham, Blackpool, Liverpool, Leicester, Fulham
answers on a postcard.
Apr 29th 2004, 12:52 am
#1721
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 636
Re: trivia
Originally posted by manc1976
What do the following have in common:
Everton, Manchester United, Leeds, West Ham, Blackpool, Liverpool, Leicester, Fulham
answers on a postcard.
What do the following have in common:
Everton, Manchester United, Leeds, West Ham, Blackpool, Liverpool, Leicester, Fulham
answers on a postcard.
Something to do with relegation?
Apr 29th 2004, 12:53 am
#1722
@matthewb76
Joined: Jul 2003
Location: Missouri
Posts: 21,886
Re: trivia
Originally posted by mattbutt
Something to do with relegation?
Something to do with relegation?
Apr 29th 2004, 1:03 am
#1723
@matthewb76
Joined: Jul 2003
Location: Missouri
Posts: 21,886
Originally posted by Webbie
Tomorrow's Sun
"*Ozzy Osbourne calls his daughter a "fücking trollop" for walking about with her chest on show a lot.
Because she is
*Kirsty Gallagher pictured completing a calendar shoot in a bikini.
Do you have a copy of said picture?
*Inside the Big Brother new house. Looks like a builder with a picture phone has made a little cash - a unisex big bedroom, with sliding partition, an outside jacuzzi, pool, love nest and mudbath. One of the 40 shortlisted is apparently a Romanian asylum-seeker who has an 'unusual sense of humour'. No chickens or allotment, it seems.
Shoot them all in the temple from point blank range.
*Ally Ross: Prick
seconded
*An unfortunate motorist pranged Gerard Houllier's XKR outside Liverpool's training ground.
surprised he didn't try to steal it.
*Brian Harvey, formerly of E17, is on suicide watch in a clinic, suffering from depression.
watched hopefully by a blind man.
*Take That are to refomrm for a one-off live performance plus some interviews - but without Robbie Williams.
Their fans must be 18 now, so they could get some totty now by reforming.
*Amanda Holden has been making producers' ears bleed with her recording efforts. She is to release the Leann Rimes song "How do I live?"
Better her than Les Dennis. (Has anyone ever heard a worse Mavis Wilton impression?)
*Corrs drummer Caroline is expecting a baby.
The Coors.
Fit, Fit, Very fit, and then there is Jim.
*Alfie Moon is to shock Albert Square by having an affair with Kat's sister, Little Mo.
couldn't give a fig.
*A TV show has prompted outrage because the contestants can win a baby. A teenage mum interviews five childless couples to adopt her son Ryan. (See other thread on this forum for details)
set in Salford no doubt.
*Centre pages: How the female celebs are becoming increasingly orange because of fake tan.
The sun really is chav
*George and Lynne: The pair, fully clothed, console their actor friend."
blah
Tomorrow's Sun
"*Ozzy Osbourne calls his daughter a "fücking trollop" for walking about with her chest on show a lot.
Because she is
*Kirsty Gallagher pictured completing a calendar shoot in a bikini.
Do you have a copy of said picture?
*Inside the Big Brother new house. Looks like a builder with a picture phone has made a little cash - a unisex big bedroom, with sliding partition, an outside jacuzzi, pool, love nest and mudbath. One of the 40 shortlisted is apparently a Romanian asylum-seeker who has an 'unusual sense of humour'. No chickens or allotment, it seems.
Shoot them all in the temple from point blank range.
*Ally Ross: Prick
seconded
*An unfortunate motorist pranged Gerard Houllier's XKR outside Liverpool's training ground.
surprised he didn't try to steal it.
*Brian Harvey, formerly of E17, is on suicide watch in a clinic, suffering from depression.
watched hopefully by a blind man.
*Take That are to refomrm for a one-off live performance plus some interviews - but without Robbie Williams.
Their fans must be 18 now, so they could get some totty now by reforming.
*Amanda Holden has been making producers' ears bleed with her recording efforts. She is to release the Leann Rimes song "How do I live?"
Better her than Les Dennis. (Has anyone ever heard a worse Mavis Wilton impression?)
*Corrs drummer Caroline is expecting a baby.
The Coors.
Fit, Fit, Very fit, and then there is Jim.
*Alfie Moon is to shock Albert Square by having an affair with Kat's sister, Little Mo.
couldn't give a fig.
*A TV show has prompted outrage because the contestants can win a baby. A teenage mum interviews five childless couples to adopt her son Ryan. (See other thread on this forum for details)
set in Salford no doubt.
*Centre pages: How the female celebs are becoming increasingly orange because of fake tan.
The sun really is chav
*George and Lynne: The pair, fully clothed, console their actor friend."
blah
Apr 29th 2004, 1:29 am
#1724
100% Pure
Joined: Dec 2002
Location: Fort Worth, TX.
Posts: 1,185
Originally posted by Webbie
(Footie latest: Scotia scraping to a one-nil defeat against Denmark as we speak.)
Alright then I'm going to try and get as many of us swearing at the same time. I could do this as another thread but we'll experiment with it here first.
British celebs. The Z list.
The worst of the worst.
Ones that if you were at the same party at - you would leave.
Let's see how low we can get.
I'll open with Jimmy Krankie:
(Footie latest: Scotia scraping to a one-nil defeat against Denmark as we speak.)
Alright then I'm going to try and get as many of us swearing at the same time. I could do this as another thread but we'll experiment with it here first.
British celebs. The Z list.
The worst of the worst.
Ones that if you were at the same party at - you would leave.
Let's see how low we can get.
I'll open with Jimmy Krankie:
Apr 29th 2004, 2:49 am
#1725
Through the square window
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 2,723
One in memory of our dear departed Scotch03 -
Giovanni di Stephano and Giovanni di Stefano is one in the same person right ?
The bloke involved in Dundee and helped them go tits up ?
Anyway this is a story from the latest Popbitch mailout:
>> Giovanni to the rescue <<
From paramilitaries to paedos
Michael Jackson, who fired his expensive legal
team this week, should get in touch with Jonathan
King for his lawyer's number. JK was jailed in
2001 for feeling up some teenage boys back in the
80s but could be out early on a technicality
according to his new lawyer Giovanni di Stephano.
Di Stephano has a colourful past - he got
Nicholas Van Hoogstraten out of jail in the same
way recently, and has worked for Slobodan
Milosevic, Serb paramilitary leader Arkan and
road-rage killer Kenneth Noye. He's even offering
to represent Saddam Hussein next because he used
to be mates with his sons Uday and Qusay.
Giovanni di Stephano and Giovanni di Stefano is one in the same person right ?
The bloke involved in Dundee and helped them go tits up ?
Anyway this is a story from the latest Popbitch mailout:
>> Giovanni to the rescue <<
From paramilitaries to paedos
Michael Jackson, who fired his expensive legal
team this week, should get in touch with Jonathan
King for his lawyer's number. JK was jailed in
2001 for feeling up some teenage boys back in the
80s but could be out early on a technicality
according to his new lawyer Giovanni di Stephano.
Di Stephano has a colourful past - he got
Nicholas Van Hoogstraten out of jail in the same
way recently, and has worked for Slobodan
Milosevic, Serb paramilitary leader Arkan and
road-rage killer Kenneth Noye. He's even offering
to represent Saddam Hussein next because he used
to be mates with his sons Uday and Qusay.
Last edited by Webbie; Apr 29th 2004 at 3:03 am.
