funny emails and general chit chat.
May 31st 2008, 8:48 pm
#181
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Re: funny emails and general chit chat.
Honestly, takes all types in this world.......from now on I will drive looking straight ahead in the UK.
Jun 17th 2008, 6:24 pm
#183
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Re: funny emails and general chit chat.
Email was sent to me today.
Thought it warrants some thought
COW TRACKING for ILLEGALS
Is it just me or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that cow ate. They can also track her calves right to their stalls, and tell you what kind of feed they ate
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around in their country, including people that are trying to blow up important structures in the U.S.
My solution is to give every illegal alien a cow as soon as they enter the country.
Thought it warrants some thought
COW TRACKING for ILLEGALS
Is it just me or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that cow ate. They can also track her calves right to their stalls, and tell you what kind of feed they ate
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around in their country, including people that are trying to blow up important structures in the U.S.
My solution is to give every illegal alien a cow as soon as they enter the country.
Jun 18th 2008, 8:24 pm
#184
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Re: funny emails and general chit chat.
f-a-f, actually it's too close to the truth to be funny, just sad!!!!!!!
Jun 19th 2008, 1:35 am
#185
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Re: funny emails and general chit chat.
Has it stopped snowing up there yet? 
Jul 16th 2008, 10:39 pm
#186
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Re: funny emails and general chit chat.
This is the way to do it.......Class
Jul 18th 2008, 12:59 pm
#187
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Re: funny emails and general chit chat.
Friday Funny.
Why Women need catalogues
Why Women need catalogues
Aug 8th 2008, 2:01 pm
#188
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Re: funny emails and general chit chat.
You dont wanna do it like that........
Aug 8th 2008, 2:08 pm
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One for Gremmie on how to back load a digger onto his flat bed easily....
Aug 28th 2008, 10:54 am
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Re: funny emails and general chit chat.
Olympic Medal Table
Aug 28th 2008, 7:14 pm
#193
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Funny Bumper Stickers about Driving
I'm just driving this way to get you mad.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Hang up and drive.
If you are psychic - think "HONK"
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."
I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
No Radio - Already Stolen
I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Hang up and drive.
If you are psychic - think "HONK"
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."
I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
No Radio - Already Stolen
I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
Aug 28th 2008, 7:44 pm
#194
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Re: funny emails and general chit chat.
Dead Chicken Gun
It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at approximately the speed the plane flies.
The theory is that if the windshield doesn't crack from the carcass impact, it'll survive a real collision with a bird during flight. It seems the British were very interested in this and wanted to test a windshield on a brand new, speedy locomotive they're developing.
They borrowed the FAA's chicken launcher, loaded the chicken and fired. The ballistic chicken shattered the windshield, went through the engineer's chair, broke an instrument panel and embedded itself in the back wall of the engine cab. The British were stunned and asked the FAA to recheck the test to see if everything was done correctly.
The FAA reviewed the test thoroughly and had one recommendation: "Use a thawed chicken."
It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at approximately the speed the plane flies.
The theory is that if the windshield doesn't crack from the carcass impact, it'll survive a real collision with a bird during flight. It seems the British were very interested in this and wanted to test a windshield on a brand new, speedy locomotive they're developing.
They borrowed the FAA's chicken launcher, loaded the chicken and fired. The ballistic chicken shattered the windshield, went through the engineer's chair, broke an instrument panel and embedded itself in the back wall of the engine cab. The British were stunned and asked the FAA to recheck the test to see if everything was done correctly.
The FAA reviewed the test thoroughly and had one recommendation: "Use a thawed chicken."
Sep 3rd 2008, 12:19 pm
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How Not To Show Off
First Rule of Fight Club Is.... We Don't talk about Fight Club
The Second rule is......We don't show off.
PMSL
The Second rule is......We don't show off.
PMSL