I'm sorry you got upset when I called you stupid but I thought you already knew.

Nutek is too stupid to realise who stupid he is.

Now there's a rare slip up ...

Indeed. I make them on occasion to show I am human.

You are humble beyond words.

Modesty is one of my finest features.

Yes, I can tell.

...and the others?

People who murder the English language:

axed vs asked
liberry vs library

I saw a great one of those yesterday. The so called journalist had apparently typed "pension" instead of "penchant". I just shook my head and muttered something about the youth of today.

I worked with someone who thought "asper" was one word.

That's poor checking and proof reading, but spell check and/or autocorrect can make those sort of changes, changing an incorrectly spelt uncommon word into a correctly spelt commonly used word.

A few years ago a local newspaper in NC reported an issue with the international space station toilet, and that NASCAR engineers were working to resolve the problem.

That'll add some weight.

The shape of the astronaut would be somewhat rounder as well.

Does the space station only turn left?