Nah...it's just been dumbed down so the guys will get that little 'knee squeeze' when they read that word

I've been trying to block it out completely.

A bloke's plumbing is definitive proof that there is no such thing as intelligent design though. If something needs looking at you either have to go through the old chap or up the arse.

Now, intelligent design would have been to put a little hatch in there somewhere, for ease of access.

- Oolon Colluphid

Anyone trying to poke anything up there without knocking me out first is gonna get punched in theirs.

Now I need to go curl into a small rocking ball somewhere and think of something relaxing for a while.

(nice Hitchhikers quote btw )

The only Hitchhikers bit was throwing Oolon Colluphid's name at the end.

I thought it'd be the kind of thing one would see in That Just About Wraps It Up For God

You guys obviously do not understand anatomy of the male and female body..."sticking" anything into the end of a penis is the same for a female except the same "hole" is just not on the end of an appendage.


Do you hear us making such a fuss when we have to have certain procedures...hell no

You are all a bunch of woosies..

WGAF?

Oh, wait, wrong thread ...

Yeah....what she said!

Don't get me wrong, I welcome new entrants to the field of pedantry.

Not at the expense of a cheap knob gag and a dig at creationists though

Thinking about this makes the appendage pretty much disapear back into the body anyway.
Besides, if its a legitimate procedure, well, the body has a way of preventing that.

She's technically right - the male and female urethra are the same diameter.

I don't imagine anyone relishes the idea of someone shoving anything up what we all consider to be an exit only; whichever shape your genitals are

Yes I am right and when I was nursing I "shoved" catheters into both male and female urethras and the biggest whiners were MEN........just saying

Never had a catheter. My wife did, when she was having our daughter, but the epidural took care of any discomfort she may have experienced as a result.

My aversion to the procedure is more to do with the fact that I don't want a stranger touching my knob

It should be illegal to have sentences with these two words in them.

Expect when preceded by "never".