OK, if we do bomb the responsible, I want to get to name the Military Operation, so vote for me. All creative entries appreciated.

The corporate office is in CA, which BE members should we send in first?

I'm in LA, whose driving?

It's "Operation You On Your Tod" then, on yer bike.

That'll take a while, it's 450-500 miles from here, so go to the movies in the meantime.........and it's supposed to rain, so there'll be shit traffic

It is working in San Jose, CA.

They have now put a message up:

"We’re sorry, the Netflix website and the ability to instantly watch movies are both temporarily unavailable.

However, our shipping centers are continuing to send and receive DVDs so your order is in process as usual.

Our engineers are working hard to bring the site and ability to watch instantly back up as soon as possible. We appreciate your patience and, again, we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. If you need further assistance, please call us at 1-877-445-6064."

Rain is no problem for a Brit, I'll raise my glass to you, the least I can do. (Can you hear The Dambusters theme in the background?)

How long should we give them before I take off?

Piss off.

Are you ET?

Closely related, wear bigger headscarf tho. Haven't lived in UK since 1960, so I melt in the rain, but have lots of stiff upper lip, will forge on for the side.

A post menopausal moustache is not a stiff upper lip but you're the best and most sober hope we have. Why haven't you left yet?

About the sober part........give me 30 minutes and a few shots and I'm off.

There seems to be a lot of faffing about here.