Yea you are right I went to the nudist beach yesterday I was the only one there, I looked over my shoulder and all I could see were two footprints in the sand and a straight line between them

I like a bragger!

you see, from all the crap you post I honestly thought you were a woman!

Variation on writing one's name in yellow snow I suppose.

I can get twelve budgies along the top when erect but I must confess the last one is on one leg

Matt your too kind

I know, I was actually trying to insult as many peeps as I could...........oh and hijack another thread!

Well thats enough chit chat I have a nice vespa that I re Insured yesterday and its calling for my fat ass to sit on it to whisk me away for Lunch Enjoy your day

Later

Wow I never knew piles could drop that low! Must be very uncomfy!

You dont half make me laugh!

Good morning Zel..........how far you got so far?

I'm in Spain! hence why there is no free wifi (unlike France!) so I'm having to use my mobile phone to remote desktop into my pc at home

So can't stay long!

Anyway, about 1ish hour from destination! booked on the 2(something) flight home then leaving for Germany (if there is space on the ferry) at about 7pm!

where are ya mate, I have a list of free Wifi spots in Spain

I'm about 50k's from Tortosa just pulled off the E15 (I think) for a short rest!