Had my last baby 27 years ago and I have gone up 9 cup sizes since then

S'truth, are you lot still talking about t*tties ....

I went up to 'F**F***sakes!!'


now I'm more like a 'double dang' or an 'extraordinary'



must go look for that joke...............

I's a BIG subject!!

Trying to make me, a mere double dang, jealous?

Not sure whether they do, but in any case total nudity there is against Spanish Law, which states you must be 150m from any habitation. There are plenty of times when young children run around naked, both on beaches and round pools, but no-one thinks anything about that. I was even shocked myself to see a young woman walking down a street in Torrevieja topless. No problems on the beach or by a pool, but NOT on a street, and she was in her 20's

It's our cross over to bare and it weighs heavy on our shoulders...

found the jokes..
oldies but goodies

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Extraordinary! {F} Fake. {FF} For F***s sake!!{G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !





What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which! one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

which makes me a Catholic, Salvation Army Double Dang!

You need a decent sling, missus.

Me?? well, I am definitely a Catholic, Salvation Army, lapsed Presbyterian, don't need the Baptists Double Dang sort of gal

Have you heard of Jordon's Jugs.........

So which one of you lovely ladies is this?

If Mrs Sarky keeps eating them there pork pies

I only had the teeny weeny dinky winky shitty little pork pie hubby brought back :curse: BUT, I have now got a big, big Rollo belt around my waist

She looks a lot smaller than me, that's all I can say!