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Old Jun 11th 2007 | 4:21 am
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Originally Posted by sam parky
If I went topless you wouldnt be able to tell which roll of lard was my boobs and which was my gut

Pammy, I have seen you (well with your clothes on anyway) and believe me when I say you can have my roles and I'll have yours, well at least that was before you scoffed your face this morning with pork pie, scotch egg and rolos
 
Old Jun 11th 2007 | 4:28 am
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Originally Posted by lynnxa
did you ever see that cartoon where the belly button is between the boobs???

Lynnxa and Cornish Maid we could form a girl band, instead of being The Cheeky Girls we could call ourselves The Droopy Girls or The Under Wires. I would say Pam Sarky could join but unless she eats a lot more rolos she will just have to be content being a support act.....
 
Old Jun 11th 2007 | 4:31 am
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eh...do you mean there are people who actually wear bikini tops? I often wondered what those triangular bits of fabric with string were for, I thought they were to keep your ears warm!
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Old Jun 11th 2007 | 4:57 am
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[QUOTE=crispygirl;4900626]Lynnxa and Cornish Maid we could form a girl band, instead of being The Cheeky Girls we could call ourselves The Droopy Girls or The Under Wires:QUOTE]

What sort of music then....swing???
I suppose we could all be bouncing round the stage?
 
Old Jun 11th 2007 | 4:57 am
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Originally Posted by crispygirl
Pammy, I have seen you (well with your clothes on anyway) and believe me when I say you can have my roles and I'll have yours, well at least that was before you scoffed your face this morning with pork pie, scotch egg and rolos
What I meant was I have very small boobies lol
 
Old Jun 11th 2007 | 5:04 am
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Did any of the ladies have breasts of this dimension??
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Old Jun 11th 2007 | 5:06 am
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Did any of the ladies have breasts of this dimension??
NO, thank god for that
 
Old Jun 11th 2007 | 5:14 am
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Blimey!

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Old Jun 11th 2007 | 5:18 am
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Now you see why I have trouble buying clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Old Jun 11th 2007 | 5:21 am
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Did any of the ladies have breasts of this dimension??
Oh my god! you have found some of my holiday snaps!!!
 
Old Jun 11th 2007 | 5:28 am
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Did any of the ladies have breasts of this dimension??

Matt this is the honest truth, I am that lady, only thing nowa days I have to have scaffolding to hold it all in place
 
Old Jun 11th 2007 | 5:32 am
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Matt this is the honest truth, I am that lady, only thing nowa days I have to have scaffolding to hold it all in place
Excuse me Mrs Crispy!! I had Tapas with you only 2 weeks ago and let me tell you, you certainly do NOT need scaffolding Or anything else for that matter
 
Old Jun 11th 2007 | 5:40 am
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Originally Posted by sam parky
Excuse me Mrs Crispy!! I had Tapas with you only 2 weeks ago and let me tell you, you certainly do NOT need scaffolding Or anything else for that matter
Mrs Sarky, since seeing you I too have eaten too many rolos It's amazing what a decent fitting bra can hide, the trouble is I really need a long-line one that comes down to my knees

I'm going on my hols with my brother this week and I am dreading seeing him as he is so thin and I know he is going to say something to me, Mal said I should insult him first then he will be so surprised he will forget what he was going to say to me
 
Old Jun 11th 2007 | 5:45 am
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Lynnxa and Cornish Maid we could form a girl band, instead of being The Cheeky Girls we could call ourselves The Droopy Girls or The Under Wires. I would say Pam Sarky could join but unless she eats a lot more rolos she will just have to be content being a support act.....
& by the sound of it............boy do we need support!!
 
Old Jun 11th 2007 | 5:46 am
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Did any of the ladies have breasts of this dimension??
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