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we have 5 english girls staying on hols in one of the houses on our urb...........all in their 20's, slim, pretty
they are sunbathing topless by the pool every day.........one neighbour is more than a bit upset & dh was a bit uncomfortable sitting on our terrace in his chair which faces exactly where they lay............he said he felt like a 'pervy old man'....he said he didn't want to appear to be staring, but equally didn't want to make a point of looking the other way
the funny thing is the gardener is spending a lot of time doing the garden the past few days............even though we have a sprinkler system he stood watering one area for over an hour yesterday!!!
they are sunbathing topless by the pool every day.........one neighbour is more than a bit upset & dh was a bit uncomfortable sitting on our terrace in his chair which faces exactly where they lay............he said he felt like a 'pervy old man'....he said he didn't want to appear to be staring, but equally didn't want to make a point of looking the other way
the funny thing is the gardener is spending a lot of time doing the garden the past few days............even though we have a sprinkler system he stood watering one area for over an hour yesterday!!!
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we have 5 english girls staying on hols in one of the houses on our urb...........all in their 20's, slim, pretty
they are sunbathing topless by the pool every day.........one neighbour is more than a bit upset & dh was a bit uncomfortable sitting on our terrace in his chair which faces exactly where they lay............he said he felt like a 'pervy old man'....he said he didn't want to appear to be staring, but equally didn't want to make a point of looking the other way
the funny thing is the gardener is spending a lot of time doing the garden the past few days............even though we have a sprinkler system he stood watering one area for over an hour yesterday!!!
they are sunbathing topless by the pool every day.........one neighbour is more than a bit upset & dh was a bit uncomfortable sitting on our terrace in his chair which faces exactly where they lay............he said he felt like a 'pervy old man'....he said he didn't want to appear to be staring, but equally didn't want to make a point of looking the other way
the funny thing is the gardener is spending a lot of time doing the garden the past few days............even though we have a sprinkler system he stood watering one area for over an hour yesterday!!!
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we have 5 english girls staying on hols in one of the houses on our urb...........all in their 20's, slim, pretty
they are sunbathing topless by the pool every day.........one neighbour is more than a bit upset & dh was a bit uncomfortable sitting on our terrace in his chair which faces exactly where they lay............he said he felt like a 'pervy old man'....he said he didn't want to appear to be staring, but equally didn't want to make a point of looking the other way
the funny thing is the gardener is spending a lot of time doing the garden the past few days............even though we have a sprinkler system he stood watering one area for over an hour yesterday!!!
they are sunbathing topless by the pool every day.........one neighbour is more than a bit upset & dh was a bit uncomfortable sitting on our terrace in his chair which faces exactly where they lay............he said he felt like a 'pervy old man'....he said he didn't want to appear to be staring, but equally didn't want to make a point of looking the other way
the funny thing is the gardener is spending a lot of time doing the garden the past few days............even though we have a sprinkler system he stood watering one area for over an hour yesterday!!!
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we have 5 english girls staying on hols in one of the houses on our urb...........all in their 20's, slim, pretty
they are sunbathing topless by the pool every day.........one neighbour is more than a bit upset & dh was a bit uncomfortable sitting on our terrace in his chair which faces exactly where they lay............he said he felt like a 'pervy old man'....he said he didn't want to appear to be staring, but equally didn't want to make a point of looking the other way
the funny thing is the gardener is spending a lot of time doing the garden the past few days............even though we have a sprinkler system he stood watering one area for over an hour yesterday!!!
they are sunbathing topless by the pool every day.........one neighbour is more than a bit upset & dh was a bit uncomfortable sitting on our terrace in his chair which faces exactly where they lay............he said he felt like a 'pervy old man'....he said he didn't want to appear to be staring, but equally didn't want to make a point of looking the other way
the funny thing is the gardener is spending a lot of time doing the garden the past few days............even though we have a sprinkler system he stood watering one area for over an hour yesterday!!!
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I'm on my way there as we speak.........although BP has a point, some form of photographic evidence is required.
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Topless around our bit of Spain is regarded as going out without wearing a cap.
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we have 5 english girls staying on hols in one of the houses on our urb...........all in their 20's, slim, pretty
they are sunbathing topless by the pool every day.........one neighbour is more than a bit upset & dh was a bit uncomfortable sitting on our terrace in his chair which faces exactly where they lay............he said he felt like a 'pervy old man'....he said he didn't want to appear to be staring, but equally didn't want to make a point of looking the other way
the funny thing is the gardener is spending a lot of time doing the garden the past few days............even though we have a sprinkler system he stood watering one area for over an hour yesterday!!!
they are sunbathing topless by the pool every day.........one neighbour is more than a bit upset & dh was a bit uncomfortable sitting on our terrace in his chair which faces exactly where they lay............he said he felt like a 'pervy old man'....he said he didn't want to appear to be staring, but equally didn't want to make a point of looking the other way
the funny thing is the gardener is spending a lot of time doing the garden the past few days............even though we have a sprinkler system he stood watering one area for over an hour yesterday!!!
There's a beach near us (well when I say near us it is a little drive away but well worth the visit) that is very popular for gay men to go skinny dipping. Now they may be gay but they still have the right bits
in the right place's they just don't use them in the right place's. Well worth a trip out girls,
my sister in law and I spent ages hanging over the railings whilst they showed off to us
, OH and his brother just sat on the steps 
waiting for the two of us to get a life and move away.
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she (english lady slightly older) was upset about them getting in the kids pool & playing ball with the kids, and that she wanted to eat on her terrace, and felt that she couldn't
I think I talked her out of complaining........
it doesn't bother dh really......he just didn't want them to think he was staring......I told him that I'm sure they wouldn't notice
I think I talked her out of complaining........
it doesn't bother dh really......he just didn't want them to think he was staring......I told him that I'm sure they wouldn't notice
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There's a beach near us (well when I say near us it is a little drive away but well worth the visit) that is very popular for gay men to go skinny dipping. Now they may be gay but they still have the right bits
in the right place's they just don't use them in the right place's. Well worth a trip out girls,
my sister in law and I spent ages hanging over the railings whilst they showed off to us
, OH and his brother just sat on the steps 
waiting for the two of us to get a life and move away.
in the right place's they just don't use them in the right place's. Well worth a trip out girls,
my sister in law and I spent ages hanging over the railings whilst they showed off to us
, OH and his brother just sat on the steps 
waiting for the two of us to get a life and move away.

we have a nudist beach near us .......and obviously the beaches are topless, I think it's just that they are in a garden on a mostly residential (as opposed to hol let) urb., rather than the beach that is bothering peeps......I think a topless ban might be added to the rules at the annual meeting this year

and we (my dd's& I) often catch naked men changing into wetsuits or whatever to go diving when we are on our way to school (we ride across the top of the canal where the boats launch)- they are completely unfazed - my girls & the men!
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A work colleage of mine, Greek, went off to Athens for a holiday with a few South African mates of hers and they decided to go up on the roof and sunbathe topless. She says that within 10 minutes there were men fixing their aerials, etc..all over the place 

Can you lot not go and tell them that this isn't the beach, even if they're in Spain, there are conventions to be adhered to?


Can you lot not go and tell them that this isn't the beach, even if they're in Spain, there are conventions to be adhered to?



